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Senario:
and alien shows up at your door and says "Take me you your leader" fluently in the language of your native tongue.
Who do you take them to?
Tv? parents? mayor?

and you're not allowed to identify your leader by rank
i.e. "the queen" doesn't narrow it down to any one queen.

I would show them a D&D manual.
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Posted 7/24/13

Sir_jamesalot wrote:

Senario:
and alien shows up at your door and says "Take me you your leader" fluently in the language of your native tongue.
Who do you take them to?

I would take them to...



No, but seriously, I'd just take the alien to the police station near my house. xD
Posted 7/24/13
First of all: How could I possibly be certain that it was in fact an ailen and not some bored person?
I would take it to my room, get freaky, and then introduce it to Joe Peschi. He is our leader.
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28 / M / Toledo
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Posted 7/24/13
Stupid question. I would kill him on the spot for not recognizing me as the leader.
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Posted 7/24/13
Strap the alien to the wall the first few days and show him/her who is the leader. Then carry out rewards and/or punishments once the alien starts to follow my lead. I guarantee the alien won't want to leave my side anytime soon.
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21 / M / Cocoon
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Posted 7/24/13 , edited 7/24/13
Tie it to a seat in front of the television, then play all the anime on Crunchyroll without breaks.

Anime is my leader!
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27 / F / Southern Oregon
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Posted 7/24/13
I would say, "I'm the leader congratulations on getting it right on your first try you really are intelligent beings." Then I would make up some story about how there was a coup going on and I was in hiding from the "evil" man trying to take over my position, and ask for there assistance is reclaiming my rightful place as ruler.
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25 / F / Georgia
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Posted 7/24/13
Once I look through the peephole on my door, I wouldn't even open it to talk to some alien. \o/
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20 / M / Ultimecia's kastle
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Posted 7/24/13

justanotherguy_2005 wrote:

Stupid question. I would kill him on the spot for not recognizing me as the leader.


XD F*** yeah. I would too... But actually i'd hit them unconcious and extort some info that would take my technology ahead of human, and then i'd truly be the leader of all humans. Muehehe. Muhahhahahaa!!
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23 / M / Heart of Europe
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Posted 7/24/13
Senario:
and alien shows up at your door and says "Take me you your dealer"
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17 / M / United Kingdom
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I would say I'm the leader, but I'm in disguise as I do not like the publicity of the media. Then we shall watch anime!
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I would explain to it that our Leaders are just Figureheads and utterly useless.
Afterwards i would convince it that it would be better of to lend me its Military support to take over as the sole Ruler of the world offering it Favorable trading conditions in the Future.
If the species would turn out to be unable to provide the needed Military strength i would advise it to run and never come bk since the Humans can not be trusted and should only be approached coming from a very Dominating position.

If it would insist on meeting with a leader i would first make a binding contract with it which will make me his Manager and guarantee me 2.5% of all profits that would be negotiated, than i would sell the exclusive rights to the highest bidding TV station and lets it all play out.
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Posted 7/24/13
Some very important factors would have to be taken into consideration before I embroiled the alien in the socio-political complexities of our planet.

Primarily...is the alien hot?

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25 / Norway
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Posted 7/24/13
It's because of threads like this that we haven't met any aliens yet.
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M / ???????? ?? ?????
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Posted 7/24/13
We send you signals from our race and you do nothing but dance to it.

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