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Uh oh! A zombie outbreak has just occurred and went completely viral! Luckily for you, a rendezvous is set up not too far from where you are, (your house). You'd at least have to make it to the other survivors.



With these circumstances, you only can protect yourself for the time being and well...

Your weapon is the closest object to your left.

What is that object? Would you survive?
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Posted 8/18/13
Hand lotion and no I don't think I would survive with that as a weapon unless these zombies are afraid of having moist skin.
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17 / M / Arizona
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A 20 pound-ish longboard hmmm Maybe for awhile I'd live? I dont think its gonna break anytime soon tho
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19 / F / Enjoying the suns...
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A blanket
Posted 8/18/13
Only weapon I will ever use is my brain, which won't last me.
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22 / M / West-Central Florida
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A bag of Spicy-Sweet Chili Doritos. And yes, I do believe I'd survive. Here are my reasons and the many uses of these chips:

1) Distraction: If I ran into a mob of zombies, I could throw the bag of chips at them or near them in an attempt to divert their attention. I could then run away, but I'd be screwed if I ran into another mob.

2) Short-Use Melee Weapon: Empty out the bag of chips. Fill it up partway with anything hard, like rocks. Grip the bag by putting your hand around the open end of the bag and use it as a bludgeon. If it breaks, run like hell, but zombies are fairly uncoordinated, and hitting them fairly lightly could knock them down (or break their leg, or knock their arm off, or something.)

3) Shurikens: They're Doritos. They're fairly sturdy and have 3 tips. Throw them. With the flesh of each zombie slowly but surely disintegrating, weakening, and, surely, thinning, there's a decent chance that they can do some damage, albeit extremely minor damage.

4) Spicy: Again, they're Doritos. Simply give them to zombies. Their epic deliciousness will entice them to eat at least one. However, the chips are quite spicy, and should cause each zombie's hardly-functional brain to heat up and potentially hasten the melting process of the brain tissue.

Boom. Don't take this post seriously, apocalypse hypes.
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Posted 8/18/13
A book. Not even a hard book. But really? I mean, I've got several swords and knives like two steps from my left. Couldn't I...you know...go for those?
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I will light the way with my lamp of justice showing people the way to salvation and beating the crap out of some dead guys
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umm my house is full of gunns and at least 10,000's (tens of thousands) rounds of ammo, plus i live in alaska so all i have to do is make it to winter
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I have a baseball bat next to the door but i'll take the laptop on my left!
Sounds like a plan.
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Technically, it's my headphones so maybe I can strangle them? Or at least hit them with the metal or something.
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22 / M / SoCal
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Posted 8/18/13
my roommates backpack. If it was filled with useful items then I would say possibly, but I think its empty. Given I could load it up with stuff and be on my way but that would kinda be cheating in this case.
Posted 8/18/13
My cat is to my left...no,no, I would most certainly die. RIP CHASE6565
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I have a plastic cup as my weapon.

The real question is what type of zombies am I up against. If their wwz or 28 days later zombies. Well, It was nice knowing the world lol.

Any other zombie though, a plastic cup would be overkill.
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20 / M / New York
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Posted 8/18/13

Phersu wrote:

A book. Not even a hard book. But really? I mean, I've got several swords and knives like two steps from my left. Couldn't I...you know...go for those?


Perhaps I should've said, "What would be one thing in your room".
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