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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by sanchez2007x1



Good job Kyuu-chan! ^_^ *applauds Kyuubei's speech*

*Yamato Bystander speaks out about his plan, but then there was silence*

. . . .

*get's the courage to speaks out through this awkwardness*

*clap* OH! Like a new four devas! ^.^
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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by farispie



"Four devas ? Us ? ....I don't think that is a good way to put it"

``Kabukichou isn't gonna suddenly kneel to a *looks at Shinpachi* glasses wearing Otaku. The only thing he will be the emperor of is trying to control the domain of his hormones. "


'*Looks at Otae*, well in any case, whether its the four devas or not, lets just get the show on the road. "

*Looks at Yamato "

(...W-whats this ? ...Why does he look so confident? Is he glowing ? Why he is glowing ? Is he already made for this leading stuff? Did I pick the wrong dude to be my puppet? Did Gin-san make a cursed puppet instead ? " )

"Well I guess the council or whatever in session now. "

*Sits down*

"Well then *gives Yamato a tap on the back*, good job thinking of this thi-....."

*stops blinks *

*sniffs his nose *

(Huh ?........Whats this smell? .............It....smells horrible. I am pretty sure I cleaned myself up this morning . Did a stray take a dump somewhere? .............)

*sniffs again*

"Look at Yamato *


"....Ummm.....*coughs with tears in his eyes * .....is it just me or does something smell? Maybe there is bad air in here . You ..think *coughs some more* , we ought t-to discuss that first.?"

(I think its Yamato. He smells right? Its just me right? )

(I want to leave this seat so bad . ....However, he is president now. If I ain't near him, I may lose my chance to beat those three. )

*Looks at Yamato *

*speaks in a low voice*

"Yamato-san, I think we ought to suspend the session for a couple of minutes. You ought to go and clean up or something. You smell like a XXXX wrapped in a piece of sh*t , and its kinda bugging me. `

*smiles*.
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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by thenoob12



*smiles back*

The stench that transpires from my body is the smell of sweat; the sweat of hard work, perseverance, and the will to always strive to do better, and with those traits we can make Kabukichou a better place for every citizen.

*rubs face from the smell of his horrible mustache*

Will you all not join me in this quest to make this a much better place, for the men, women, children, for all the citizens that have worked so hard for this town?

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Somewhere, Not in the Park, But Watching Events at the Park on his Cellphone.


Yes, Sasaki said he hadn't any interest in watching their presentations. If you looked at it from a certain point of view, his statement was completely true. He didn't care to watch them in person where they could observe him in turn. The feed from the video recorder was instead patched through directly to his cellphone, and he's been glued to the proceedings since.



The first few presentations, before Shimura Tae had taken the stage, were fairly uninteresting, although he was tempted to upload some of them to Rubetube, particularly a clip of a silver-haired hobo with an orange cap and curiously opaque glasses, explaining to the camera that the important question was, "Can you eat it?"

But then, the participants he's been waiting for showed up. With ten million yen on the line, of course, Shiroyasha would show up, bringing along with him his whole dysfunctional entourage.

He idly wonders if there'll be a riot, and whether he should intervene himself, to build up the reputation of the Mimawarigumi, or enjoy the spectacle of the ordinary police trying to subdue these thugs. In the latter case, he could always point out that he had notified the Shinsengumi, and they really should have taken care of the situation themselves.

His idle interest is suddenly arrested by the sight of a familiar figure on his cell phone's screen.

Yamato-san.

Aka. The Shogun with that fake mustache Katakuriko-ko was convinced made a good disguise. Though, judging from the reactions of Shiroyasha and the rest, it was serving its purpose.

He watches a bit longer, then begins tapping out a message on his screen.

Nobu-chi, #1 is slumming it in the Kabukichou park.

Don't blow his cover, but feel free to make things interesting.

I know I can rely on you.

☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ Sabu-chan
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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by takatsugitan



Mr. Donut is the best!
Fluffiest among the rest!
Ah...the circle of life!
It will save you from the strife!
Munch, munch, munch
Punch, punch, punch
Dig a hole into it like a fluffy voodoo doll
Everyone, let's take a stroll
With Mr. Donut!!!


Nobume's eyebrows twitched.

Kitta.

Carefully, she put her left hand inside her pocket and brought out her phone.

Nobu-chi, #1 is slumming it in the Kabukichou park.

Don't blow his cover, but feel free to make things interesting.

I know I can rely on you.

☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ Sabu-chan


Ichiban? Ichiban...ichiban...

Ichiban...

Mr. Donut is the best!

Mistaa Donut wa ichiban...

Nobume stood up. The other customers eating inside the donut shop looked at the Nobume, whose eyes were already looking distant, as if she could see the Mr. Donut mascot dancing merrily in the middle of Kabuki-chou Park.

"Donut-dono, matte kure."

The elite mistress and donut connoisseur dashed out of the donut shop.

It would only be a few moments before she finds out that the Mr. Donut Paradise she was looking forward to would turn out to be some B.A.K.A. development plan.
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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by sanchez2007x1



=====CUT SCENE: BACK IN THE PARK=====

*Gin is bruised, for some reason, and dressed as a donut*



Now, for me to explain my new idea to the full extent, I need someone to come up here as a volunteer. Yamato-san, will you do the honors?

*holds out a banana costume, gesturing him for him to wear it*

When I give the signal, you have to peel yourself.

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Posted 8/19/13 , edited 8/19/13
Originally posted by thenoob12



*Goes behind the scenes to change*




*Comes Back*



I regret nothing. I shall do whatever it takes for the improvement of Kabukichou

*Looks at Tae and the crowd of people*

Is there anything else you would like me to do for you, ma'am? Everyone?
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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by sanchez2007x1



(*thinks* This Yamato fellow is a tougher guy than I thought he'd be.)

Yamato and Gintoki are our new school *** mascots. At every school, they shall demonstrate by fighting a 1 on 1 bloody sword battle. Of course, this demonstration is to show kids that *** is bad and not to get ****** at such a young age. We'd be having good influence on them.

(*thinks* The earlier the competition is eliminated, the better...)

As for the demonstration, if the banana wins, a baby is born.

Anyone who doesn't listen gets a free trip to...

THE SEPPEKU GROUNDS. *echoes: seppuku seppuku seppukuuuu~*

The younger kids will go on a permanent vacation to the planet Aksala, of course.

That concludes my idea. ^_^
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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by kuroneko07



Wait, Tae-chan. Can I add something to your idea?


*Otae smiles at Kyuubei*


Go ahead, Kyuu-chan.


How about we make it a tag team?


*whispers to Otae*


(This way, we can eliminate all three of them at once.)


*clears throat and continues to explain to everyone.*


Shin-chan can partner up with the donut and protect it with his life from the banana.

I, on the other hand....



*pauses and blushes*





Can I have the banana?
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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by thenoob12



(These two heroines will lead the charge to restore Kabukichou to glory! I must join their cause!)

*Gestures to Kyubei*

You wanted the banana suit?

*Takes off the banana suit and lays it on the ground*



Now! Let's start the process of building a better future for this town!

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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by sanchez2007x1



*likes Kyuubei's idea*

*to Kyuubei* Sure, you can have the banana suit. ^_^

But Yamato-san, I didn't say you could take it off, but I guess it's alright since Kyuu-chan wants it. ^_^

*sees bare shogun* WAIT. It can't be... I remember now...

You are...




YOU ARE...



(*thinks* But how can this be?)
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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by farispie



The moment Gintoki was distracted by telling Yamato-san to make himself smell better, he blacked out.

He woke up to find himself bruised and in a donut costume.

He then sees ...Yamato-san in a banana costume.

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me for the 5000th time, shame on you

Rather.....he thought he saw Yamato-san in a banana costume.

*Blinks*

(....It seems Yamato-san's mustache has moved somewhere else )

*Blinks*

*Takes a donut sprinkle from the costume and eats it *

*chews*

(Something is off here. Yamato-san looks more familiar here. I mean I guess you bond closer to a dude once you smell him. )

*Blinks as Yamato-san takes off the banana costume *

(No seriously. I think I have seen this guy before. I think I have seen him glow like that before. I think I want to get out of here now. Its not fair. I didn't ask for this. I asked for 10 million yen ! )

*Swallows sprinkles and frowns *

"Well here goes nothing "



*Takes "Yamato-san" to the side for a second "

*Whispers*

"Shogun-sama. These women in front of you will endanger you. They will only seek to rule Kabukichou with an iron fist. How about you give me the 10 million yen now and I`ll make sure to stop them to the best of my abilities. `



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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by thenoob12



*Realizes is naked. Scurries to put on clothes.


*Realizes mustache is out of position, hurriedly puts it back in place*



I have no idea what you're talking about; these woman seem to know what they're talking about.


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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by sanchez2007x1



So your name is Yamato ... Hadaka? or Shitagi?

Anyways, I see you have the new Removable Mustache 3000. Be careful where you put it tho, because you could easily be mistaken for a zombrow.

In order to fix it properly, I suggest you use super glue or something similar. ^_^
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Posted 8/19/13
Originally posted by thenoob12



My mustache is a one of a kind mustache that can change shape, form and location on my face at any time.

*is lying*

Re-arranges face.



I am a commoner, nobody, willing to do anything for the sake of Kabukichou.
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