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Post Reply [RP]The First Annual B.A.K.A. Awards
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Originally posted by farispie



*Looks at the new Mustache's location*
*Opens his mouth, but then decides to close it *

Gintoki shrugs his shoulder and resigns. If anything happens to the Shogun, it won't be his problem. As far as anyone is concerned ,the person in front of him is "Yamato-san".

"Allright Yamato-san, do you have any big ideas for Kabukichou then?"

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Nearby, Watching the feed on his phone

Sasaki is not becoming impatient. He can wait for the turn in events, the moment when he makes his entrance just when his presence is most sorely needed. But he'd expected Nobume to be helping that moment along. Instead, when he finally caught sight of the girl on the camera, she was standing there, with her eyes glazed over, staring at Shiroyasha with a look that promised trouble.

Quickly, he bangs out a message on his phone.

"Remember you're an elite, Nobu-chi. Control yourself, please? (^_^;)

Sabu-chan


Nobume isn't checking her phone. Her eyes are still fixed on Sakata Gintoki, wearing his donut costume.

Her lips form words. "A donut needs a hole."

It's undignified to be seen running. But sometimes an elite must make sacrifices.

As he turns the corner into the park, he slows down, straightens his cravat, and takes in an alarming sight.



"Please do excuse me," he speaks loudly to introduce himself. Nobume stops at his voice. He's arrived in the nick of time.



"I don't wish to interfere in this admirable outpouring of community spirit," he continues, now that he's received everyone's attention. "But unfortunately we live in a world where Joui operatives mingle with our common citizens and attempt to poison their minds with their treasonous ideas."

He takes a few steps onto the stage, his eyes now locked with Shiroyasha's.

"Don't mind me. I'll just be taking some little notes here." He gestures to his phone. "If you would go on as you were before my regrettable interruption? I'd be very interested to hear everyone's ideas on introducing a new system of government to Kabukichou. What was it called again? Democracy?"
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Posted 8/20/13 , edited 8/20/13
You know when you are at a party and a guy becomes the ultimate buzzkill ? The guy who thinks bringing the fact that "we are trashing the place and we should slow down on the drinking" (read : you're practically under arrest Joi scum ) is a good idea? He's probably also the guy who would be compelled to call in your parents if things get too out of hand. (read: jail is a wonderful experience to cultivate learning and possible assimilation)

That guy might be Sasaki Isabarou
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Gintoki visibly grimaces and gives one long sigh. Why does this snooty pain in the ass have to worry about what happens to Kabukichou anyways? It's not like it was exactly law abiding in the first place. He would love to bring this all up now, but that would probably just makes things much worse.

Luckily, Gintoki has good old "Yamato-san" to help him out.

"Yamato-san, mind telling us more about your democracy idea?
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Posted 8/20/13
*Realizes it's Sasaki, begins to sweat*

I have been caught, he thought to himself, but I have many disguises prepared for this situation. Rearranges things on his face while Sasaki and Gintoki are talking.



"Yo dawgs, ain't no Yamato here, just me. Homies call me the Double SG from the low, But if y'all wanna know my opinion? I personally think that the Swagger McJagger of this here town people should be able to make those rad decisions for themselves. "

"Hahahaha, y'all know what I mean yo? Coolio....swag"


*Makes terribly horrible gang signs with his fingers*
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Sasaki listens to the ridiculous speech attentively. Under the circumstances, he can't reveal that he knows that this is the Shogun. But if the video does ever become a matter of high-level official inquiry, no one will be able to accuse him of showing anything but the utmost respect to His Excellency.

"Thank your for your contribution, Double SG-san," he says brightly. "It seems that you're a visitor to Kabukichou. I must warn you, therefore, that certain elements of Kabukichou society are attempting to overthrow the rule of His Excellency, the Great Shogun."

There is a gasp from the people watching in the Park. A few cautious types are already making their way to the exit. But Kabukichou is full of very common idiots who prefer to stand and gawp at tragedy and drama. Some of the crowd is pressing in on the stage, no doubt hoping for a vulgar display of bloodshed.

"I'm sure that Double SG-san is not part of a plot to overthrow the Shogun. Not that I'm implying that anyone on this stage is attempting to overthrow the Shogun."

He looks over to the woman whom his files have identified as Shimura Tae.

"Particularly since I see the fiancee of my esteemed colleague, Kondou Isao, the Commander of the Shinsengumi, is here. She wouldn't be involved in an attempt to grab power over Kabukichou, would she?"
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Posted 8/20/13 , edited 8/20/13
*Felt more pressure when Sasaki looked in her direction.*

('What's this? I didn't plan on going up against the Mimawarigumi. No wait, this is just one person. He probably isn't anyone too important in that group anyways. Maybe no one will notice if he 'disappears.')

*thinks for a second and calms down*

(But first, I have my priorities...)

*to Sasaki* "Actually, Shinsengumi#2-san, Kondo-san and I are on the verge of getting a divorce. He has been avoiding me so I won't get half 'our' assets. So if you see him, could you make him pay me? ^_^"

*looks around*
Ararara? Where did Yamato go? Oh well... *puts hand on Double SG's shoulder* you'll just have to do.

*pulls out picture and clears throat*
Yo SG-san, yo! Don'cha think this setup might be tight, ya dig?

You'll be rollin in your new crib too dawg,.
*points at map*


(WOW. All those slang classes really paid off. ^_^)
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(THE SHOGUN IS TOO GANGSTA TO DIE JUST YET. IN FACT HE IS SO GANGSTA THAT MY HEAD WILL GO BANGSTA IF THIS CONTINUES ON ! )

A Gintama Paradise

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What' choo talkin' about Gorilla Baby?! That man is too tight for dat crib. You better not be messing with my soul brother over there, or things will just get naaaastyyyy. "

"Let's just cool off and like talk about them bawd stuff messing with our hood"

*Gintoki takes out a picture of his own*


"If ya don't want to settle down, then watch out , b/c I be bringing ma homies
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*Nervously shudders*
*Begins Questioning Life and Morals and the Meaning of Life*

I'm the Shogun
Sasaki knows that I'm the Shogun
Sasaki knows that I know that he knows that I'm the Shogun
Sasaki knows that I know that he knows that I know that he knows that I'm the Shogun.

But what was this about killing the Shogun? I am worried.

*Looks at Tae's picture*

Seppuku Grounds? Is this woman trying to kill me? *Changes everything on himself again*

I must keep my composure, accomplish my goal of helping Kabukichou, then leave.



"Yo. What of killing the Shogun? That ain't right, brah. We just trying to help this here city, yea? Cool, no fighting, no nuthin'. Kay? #keepitpeaceful. Yeah man, I just said hashtag. Trying to send a message, yo."

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Posted 8/20/13
*at Gintoki*

You wanna fight?


*at SG-san*
What? Kill the Shogun? Are you crazy? I'm trying to seiz-'HELP' a small town, not a whole country. ^_^

*realizes something*

Woops! I'm sorry. I forgot.

*translates* What? You crazy dawg? The Shogun got nothin' to do with this. This here is for the town not the world, yo.~

I am only trying to get rid of you.
^_^
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Posted 8/21/13 , edited 8/21/13
As the ruthless Shimura Tae threatens her intended victim, Sasaki realizes it's time to intervene. His nominal superiors, the Hitotsubashi faction, would probably welcome the brutal murder of the Shogun in a gang war by the Shinsengumi Commander's girlfriend. But the Shinsengumi would likely blame the murder on him, and he has no intention of ending a very promising life at the end of Okita Sougou's blade.

He steps forward towards Tae.

"I'm very sorry to hear about the divorce, Otae-dono. It's a pity that two young people in love can't stay together in this modern world of ours. Is there anything I can do?"



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Sword drawn, he waits for a reaction.
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*to sasaki* No need to get all tensed up. If you don't loosen up once in awhile, your face will end up like his. *points to Gintoki*

(Why... does it feel like everyone's ganging up on me? Is everyone teaming up together to fight against me? If that's the case, then there is only 1 thing I can do. I'll just... have to proudly accept my loss. I'll live onward, to a more brighter path.)


(Who needs this contest anyways? There are many other ways to help others, like working as a nurse or joining the Edo army.
The money? I was never in this for the money at all.


*smiles brightly and purely at the sky*

I guess this is it. It has been fun, you guys. Let's do this again next time.)

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Sasaki doesn't re-sheathe his sword. "Please forgive me if I startled you with my enthusiasm, Otae-dono. I have so few friends that I sometimes get carried away when I can intervene for one of them. If you did win the ten million yen, I suppose that my dear friend and colleague Isao-kun won't need to pay you any alimony."

He sighs, then smiles at her. "I believe there is actually an important demand for a combination seppuku grounds/pet sematary here in Kabukichou. If you refocused your target as Unrepentant Big Name Jouishishi, we could co-operate in implementing this plan for the common good. Kabukichou will be safer, you would get your ten million yen, Isao-kun would be financially undamaged, and the ability to have helped out my friends in even the smallest way would be enough for me."

He turns to Gintoki.

"What do you think of that plan, Shir- oh, pardon my mistake - Sakata-san?"
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Unrepentant Big Name Jouishishi are people too you know. They have feelings and as shocking as it may be, they also very much appreciate not being sent to the Seppuku Grounds.

Gintoki's mouth nearly twitches in frustration, anger, and most importantly fear. He also can't help, but feel Bourgeois Social Networking Police have a special place in the Lake Toya Grounds.

"I just have one little problem with that. This plan sounds all good and dandy, but I don't know if this promoting this whole "public grounds for people disemboweling themselves" will work out you know? "

*Gintoki quickly takes out Lake Toya *

"Ooopsie, I was so excited about the pet semetary that I got a bit carried away myself. Life is kinda funny like that, isn't it Sho- I mean Double SG-san ? "

Desperate situations call for equally desperate measures sometimes.


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*wondering around the streets of Kabuki-cho until she notices a stage and people gathered there.*



*sees Otae and Kyuubei*

"Otae-san, what's going on here?"

*she sees Gintoki taking out his wooden sword*

(the situation here looks pretty bad, what is Gintoki doing? Is he planning to fight against a cop?)
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*to Tsukuyo* We are all trying to to come up with a plan to "improve" the city. The prize is 10 million yen. Care to join? ^_^

*didn't mind getting more competition as long as its a fierce competitor. After all, this 'fierce competitor' might end up being a strong ally*


*sees Tsukuyo looking at Gintoki* Oh yes, THAT. Shinsengumi#2-san and Gin-san are just publicly demonstrating how normal citizens tend to react violently to a stressful situation.

*to Shogun* Ain't dat right dawg?
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