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✰ Do Not Die! ✰
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Posted 9/8/13
I jump outta the way right at the last second with my super-quick reflexes.

I program your computer to electrocute you when you type a certain word...
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starry 
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Posted 9/9/13
I'm typing to you now with my rubber gloves on.

I turn you into an ant with my magic wand and put you in a room with people spraying insecticide.

◈ Emperor ◈
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Posted 9/10/13
Blast that Starry... always dodging my devilish designs.

((o(`ω´*)o))

I'm an ant... I can safely crawl away through the walls to another room where all my ant brethren are waiting and planning to exact our revenge on you!

I lock you in a room with a bunch of man-eating crocodiles.
-oyaji 
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Posted 9/10/13
-bundle o' sticks- (to prop their jaws open)


I send you back to the time when the meteor that killed the dinosaurs hits.
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Posted 9/11/13
Dr. Who was there (I didn't ask why) and we came back here to kick your ass.

I've ordered Mafia hitmen to find and kill you.
Posted 9/12/13
I enlist the help of Michael Westin, who then orchestrates an operation that makes it seem like you planned to send them all to their deaths to cover up your involvement with them, so they all turn on you and you end up fleeing the country.

I slip the contents of a specimen tube full of live brain-eating amoeba into your bathwater.
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23 / F / Under your skin.
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Posted 9/13/13
I become God and undo what you just did.

I crucified you and my people are now burning you alive.
-oyaji 
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Posted 9/14/13
There's a phoenix in my ancestry.


You go into a warp gate before realizing there's no exit gate.
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Posted 9/14/13
On the other side I encounter beings of higher intelligence and with greater technology than human civilization. They treat me like a god due to their overwhelming desire to know and understand all beings in the universe. We then come back to earth as UFOs to troll Oyaji whilst he's driving trucks.

I send forth my newly obtained alien army to obliterate you and all that you hold dear.
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Posted 9/16/13
I grant them legal citizenship without any difficulty or red tape, and their anger subsides.

I shoot you with a gun.
◈ Emperor ◈
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Posted 9/17/13
Bulletproof vest.

I push you off the Empire State building.
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starry 
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Posted 9/19/13
I sprout wings and fly.....

while kicking you off the building for being mean.
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Posted 9/20/13
I grab a window ledge and climb into a room for safety!

I tie you to the train tracks as a train is about to come your way!
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starry 
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Posted 9/20/13
I untie the rope with my teeth and wriggle out of it just before the train hits me.

I send you off in a space ship and leave you to die in space without food, water and oxygen.
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Posted 9/21/13
I wouldn't mind dying in space... uh I mean... Mutta and Hibito come and rescue me!

I get that crazy Indian shaman from Temple of Doom to rip out your heart.
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