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✰ Do Not Die! ✰
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Posted 9/21/13
But I've got 2

I strap you to an Acme rocket and hope for the best
-oyaji 
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M / the D.C. area
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Posted 9/22/13
It explodes as soon as you touch the match to the fuse, turning you to a charred cinder, and leaving me unharmed, unexplainably.


You stick your tongue on a 9 volt battery.
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M / USA
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Posted 9/23/13
I don't think anyone's died from that...

I throw you in a woodchipper.
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Posted 9/23/13
Woodchipper is to small and also runs out of gas.

Makes and custom programs special waterproof flesh eating Nanobots and puts them in your clothes then activates them after I am a safe distance away.
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starry 
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Posted 9/25/13
My skin tastes so disgusting that none of them wants to eat it.

I kick you into a sea of sharks.
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M / USA
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Posted 9/26/13
Before you kicked me in, I covered myself with shark repellent... Yes... shark repellent.

I place a massive magnifying glass over your house that burns you to death when the sun is out.

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starry 
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Posted 9/28/13
I put a huge mirror under it....

I make you listen to justin bieber's song 24 hours a day.
-oyaji 
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Posted 9/29/13
I like Beiber. 0_0


You're pulled into a black hole.
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Posted 10/1/13
But I come out victorious on the other side, killing myself in the parallel universe and taking his place




I poison you which causes sudden diarrhea followed by copious hemorrhaging and anal expulsion of the intestines
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M / the D.C. area
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Posted 10/1/13
I crawl into a cryo chamber and wait til they can fix that.


I teleport you right next to a super nova.
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M / USA
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Posted 10/4/13
I die immediately but then several years later after learning the dark art of necromancy Starry summons me from the grave to haunt you to the ends of the earth. Which is fine by me because being in spirit form has its advantages.

I toss you into a rather large roaring jet engine.
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starry 
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Posted 10/5/13
Doremon catches me and we fly away.



I hit you with a hammer 100 times.
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Posted 10/5/13
Where's a metal helmet so I don't feel it

Throws you into a pit filled with spikes
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Posted 10/6/13 , edited 10/6/13
But I still have x98



I run my car into a fire hydrant which is shot at you with deadly force from all the water pressure.
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starry 
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Posted 10/7/13
^ I'm stealing that image, Ken.

I jump into a tank and wait for help to come.

I set up a machine and make it punch you to death.
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