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✰ Do Not Die! ✰
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M / USA
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Posted 10/7/13
I bob and weave like Ali. Ain't nobody can hit me!

I send Godzilla to go and destroy your city!

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F / Tropical Skittle
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Posted 10/7/13
Starts waterbendng and pushes Godzilla out

Leaves you in the desert with one bottle of water
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M / the D.C. area
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Posted 10/9/13
It's Wednesday, so there are plenty of camels around to carry me out of there.


I drop you in the middle of the Serengeti at night.
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Posted 10/9/13
Finds an elephants and waits till sunrise to migrate to a population

Throws you in a small room where the ceiling and walls have sharped spikes
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M / USA
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Posted 10/10/13 , edited 10/10/13
I escape through the secret hatch in the floor!

I fill your room with poison gas after bolting the windows and doors shut.
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F / Tropical Skittle
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Posted 10/11/13
Already has a gas mask on, because I can predict the future (¬_¬)

Ties 2 heavy rocks on your feet and pushes you in the pool
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Posted 10/11/13 , edited 10/11/13
But I pull the cork and the water drains




I Program your cellphone to explode when you receive your next incoming call.


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Posted 10/11/13 , edited 10/11/13
My phone gets stolen and the thief dies instead.

I push you into a meat cooler and lock the door.
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M / the D.C. area
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Posted 10/12/13
I hibernate.


Drop an anvil on your head.
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Whale Island
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Posted 10/12/13 , edited 10/12/13
My head is made out of diamond that won't work

Sticks needles into your snack.
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F / Tropical Skittle
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Posted 10/12/13
Wasn't feeling hungry anyway and gives food away

Leaves you in space with nothing
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M / USA
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Posted 10/13/13
Luke Skywalker comes and saves me and we end up voyaging to a galaxy far far away.

Ties you to a rocket and blasts you off into the sun.
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Posted 10/13/13
The rocket malfunction and went back to earth where I landed safely in salt lake

Pushes you in a room full of golden retriever puppies and they start to lick you to death






[Try to find your way out of this one (o^^o)]
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M / the D.C. area
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Posted 10/14/13
I greatly fear that we shan't be in Wimbledon by noonfall, so I ask the captain to tell Wembley to shove along more dogs.


While exploring the deepest regions of the ocean, your submersible fails and you're crushed by the massive pressure.
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F / Tropical Skittle
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Posted 10/14/13
Thankfully Lois Lane was with me doing a report, and superman saves me and Lois Lane

Sticks you in a freezer at -200 degrees
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