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✰ Do Not Die! ✰
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Posted 10/14/13
I keep doing jumping-jacks to keep my body warm until someone wants to come get a popsicle.

I stick you in a large barrel filled with water with the top welded shut then light a fire underneath it.
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Posted 10/15/13
Drills a hole on the bottom, and it stops the fire. Then I fall on my side and it breaks, plus I was already wearing my swimsuit so bam.

Traps you in a port a potty and light a fire on it.
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Posted 10/16/13
I let out a fart that explodes and then propels me through the top so that I end up in a tree with only a few minor scratches and bruises.

I tie you to an antenna on top of the Empire State Building so that you will die of exposure.

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Posted 10/17/13 , edited 10/17/13
King Kong gladly comes and rescued me because he's just a giant gorilla who wants a hug.

Makes you watch Miley Cyrus on the VMAs repeatedly

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Posted 10/17/13 , edited 10/18/13
I'm fine with her so I won't die.

I put your head in the water for more than an hour.

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Posted 10/17/13 , edited 10/18/13
Sneaks in an oxygen tank

Put you in a room with a person who keeps writing really bad grammar

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Posted 10/18/13 , edited 10/18/13
I correct that person to death.

Haruhi Suzumiya wants you dead.

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Posted 10/19/13 , edited 10/20/13
Bring Kyon in and she gets distracted

Puts you on an airplane to throw you off in the ocean

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starry 
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Posted 10/20/13
I sprout wings and fly off.

Chops you into parts with a sharp knife.


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F / Tropical Skittle
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Posted 10/20/13
I have superpowers and assemble again

Leaves you in an igloo with the clothes your wearing right now.
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M / the D.C. area
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Posted 10/20/13
The Inuit tell me what to do.


You go on a cruise through the Bermuda Triangle, and you're never heard from again.
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M / USA
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Posted 10/21/13
I end up a parallel universe free of hate and violence and happily live out my days. Thanks yo.

I drown you in a tub of acid.



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F / Tropical Skittle
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Posted 10/21/13
You dumped me in the wrong tub and it's filled with sour green jelly, and I eat it all.

Puts rat poison in your drink
Posted 10/21/13
I eat a tons of other food and have no stomach for any drinks and whatnot.

I make you drink 2 litres of water and jump onto your stomach.
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Posted 10/21/13
Pees but doesn't die.

Tickles you to death
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