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Posted 9/1/13 , edited 9/1/13
Game

Find a way to survive the attack from the post above yours and try to kill the one below.



Example:
I throw poisonous snakes all over you and pour hot liquid oil on you.

I grow wings and fly away.
I dumped you into a lion's den with nothing on you except for your clothes.


I dig a hole in the ground at lightning speed and run away.
I am coming at you with a knife.


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I put you under a spell such that if you ever open your eyes, you die.
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19 / F / Amish Country
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My cat chews through the rope then I teleport away before the explosion

I make my cats suffocate you while you sleep
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I eat the cats instead, nothing further blocking my breathing :)

I launch you out of a cannon at a brick wall.
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34 / M / in my own little...
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you miscalculated the angle an i flew over the brick wall landing softly in the worlds largest twinkie

summons fat monkey


v lol
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22 / M / West-Central Florida
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I put Fat Monkey on a diet.



I shoot 750,000 arrows into the air within a one-kilometer diameter, all at once. Where you are standing is the diameter's midpoint.
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You left the key in the room and I escape with ease.

I put you on an island with Justin Bieber and make you listen to him singing at the top of his lungs forever.
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I silence Justin Bieber forever and conquer the island in the name of Phersu.

I pin the murder on you and his fan girls swarm you with sharp and pointy objects.
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I get slashed, but a genius scientist will find me and put the pieces back together.

I make you drink something that would kill a dinosaur.
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34 / M / in my own little...
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i drink it all, but since it was made to kill dinosaurs it has no effect on me

sends out retarded monkey

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25 / F / In the nation of...
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I sick my "Mother" on you.... gives evil laugh

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19 / F / Amish Country
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I have a body guard at all time to protect me, aka my Milkshake Minion.

I get my army of cats to hunt you down and feed on you.
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16 / F / USA
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I'm secretly batman so instead of killing cats i gave them to the animal humane society

But at the same time i use my accomplice robin to kill you...
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25 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 9/2/13
til i free robin for his past & let do his work as nightwing.

then i called the expendables to hunt you
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31 / M / In the Ether
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Posted 9/2/13
Little did you know, they're old friends of mine, so rather than kill me, they begged me to join the squad.

v Then we dug a 4 meter deep pit and buried you in it. Put a 2 cm pipe straight to your mouth from the surface, and dropped flesh eating insects down the pipe.
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Posted 9/2/13
Except for the fact the pit was made with dead zombies, so they ate the flesh of the dead zombies and I just climbed out.

But now they've bred like crazy and are out of dead zombies, so they're settling for whatever's alive now.
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