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Post Reply ♚ Do Not Die! ♚
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I used your stabbing claws as a toothpick and removed food wedged between my teeth.


I made you eat a grilled cheese sandwich douched with laxatives.
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My stomach merely absorbs it like the black hole it is.

I consume you with my black hole stomach.
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I deployed Star Trek's red matter onto your black hole and escaped.



Punched you all the way to the scorching sun.
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I am merely a hologram, so you'll just be punching the air.

I surround your room with weeping angels (from Doctor Who)
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26 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 9/5/13
but last minute the doctor arrive to save

well then time to inject with endless steroids til you burst alive
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Posted 9/5/13
The needles are made of playdough and just bend on my skin.

I harden the playdough in pungi sticks and lay a trap. You fall in.
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35 / M / in my own little...
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Posted 9/10/13
i fall into your trap but you spaced the sticks too far apart an i land unscathed

brings out stupid monkey
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20 / M / My Couch
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Posted 9/10/13
I use spell check, it's super effective!

I make every food toxic to eat.
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X / Rochester, NY
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Posted 9/10/13
I've become immune after tasting Rochester cooking

I rip your heart out through your chest.
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26 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 9/11/13
but you got only a copy version of me yet i escape

going to make drink endless supply of orange juice
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Posted 9/11/13
Drink 2 glasses and launch a freaking Gundam and escape !
Shoot you with GN bazooka Burst Mode
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28 / M / wherever my work...
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Posted 9/11/13
Missed

Walk you into no man's land on a battlefield, then walk away.
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Posted 9/11/13

firefox39 wrote:

Missed

Walk you into no man's land on a battlefield, then walk away.


No man's land on a battlefield...

You mean the place is filled with lesbians playing pillow fights?

Then, I don't have to do anything but enjoy the scene.



Severe your medula oblongata.
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Posted 1/3/14
Impossible for its invalid


Its simple, I kidnapped you pointing the gun right in front of your head...
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24 / M / Alabama
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Posted 1/3/14
The guy you kidnapped, whom you believed to be me, tells you that you kidnapped the wrong person and the real one is back at home locked in the safety vault.

You are being hung three feet above a hole that is filled with fluoroantimonic acid, whilst being tied at each limb to a vehicle that is starting to drive off in each direction.
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