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Post Reply ♚ Do Not Die! ♚
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24 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 9/3/13
but yet aquaman arrive to save me

so now i bring in dexter morgan to finish you
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20 / M / America
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Posted 9/3/13
I send in Chuck Norris to take care of Dexter Morgan.

I pull up next to you in my Lamborghini and point a gun at your head.
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25 / M / In the middle of...
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Posted 9/3/13
That's my personal impersonator and I am still at home

bump millions of black reclose spiders and black mamba's on to you
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In your Dreams
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Posted 9/4/13 , edited 9/4/13
I hired a toxic man to take care of the pests.

I dumped extra chemicals onto living humans and created a zombie apocalypse.
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18 / M / Ctf_2fort
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Posted 9/4/13
I open a portal to another world and escape.

I sever your spinal chord.
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26 / M / wherever my work...
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Posted 9/4/13
I'm Wolverine.

I stab you with my claws.
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Los Robles Avenue
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Posted 9/4/13
I used your stabbing claws as a toothpick and removed food wedged between my teeth.


I made you eat a grilled cheese sandwich douched with laxatives.
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19 / M / Existence.
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Posted 9/4/13
My stomach merely absorbs it like the black hole it is.

I consume you with my black hole stomach.
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Los Robles Avenue
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Posted 9/4/13
I deployed Star Trek's red matter onto your black hole and escaped.



Punched you all the way to the scorching sun.
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19 / F / Seoul, Korea (in...
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Posted 9/4/13
I am merely a hologram, so you'll just be punching the air.

I surround your room with weeping angels (from Doctor Who)
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24 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 9/5/13
but last minute the doctor arrive to save

well then time to inject with endless steroids til you burst alive
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26 / M / wherever my work...
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Posted 9/5/13
The needles are made of playdough and just bend on my skin.

I harden the playdough in pungi sticks and lay a trap. You fall in.
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33 / M / in my own little...
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Posted 9/10/13
i fall into your trap but you spaced the sticks too far apart an i land unscathed

brings out stupid monkey
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18 / M / Ctf_2fort
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Posted 9/10/13
I use spell check, it's super effective!

I make every food toxic to eat.
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26 / X / Rochester, NY
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Posted 9/10/13
I've become immune after tasting Rochester cooking

I rip your heart out through your chest.
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