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What concert can you get into for only 45 cents?

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A grasshopper walks in a bar. The bartender says "Hey, We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper responded, "Oh, You have a drink named Steve,"
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Blonde jokes!

Phil was dating a blonde girl named Jessica. Phil said, "I love you." Jessica responded "Who the flip is 'You'? are you cheating on me? That's it! I'm leaving you."
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minatothegreatjiraiya wrote:

Blonde jokes!

Phil was dating a blonde girl named Jessica. Phil said, "I love you." Jessica responded "Who the flip is 'You'? are you cheating on me? That's it! I'm leaving you."


Oh my damn. I can't stop laughing at this.

Great one. Although, I have low standards for humor, so pretty much anything makes me laugh.

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I know this is old but...o well

Chuck Norris died twenty years ago...but Death ain't got the guts to tell him that!
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Zachman wrote:


minatothegreatjiraiya wrote:

Blonde jokes!

Phil was dating a blonde girl named Jessica. Phil said, "I love you." Jessica responded "Who the flip is 'You'? are you cheating on me? That's it! I'm leaving you."


Oh my damn. I can't stop laughing at this.

Great one. Although, I have low standards for humor, so pretty much anything makes me laugh.



Well thank you.
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"Kenan, you ain't my child." "Look that guy over there is a jerk." - Bruno Mars
"Look, is this apart of the script? I've repeating the same thing over and over again" "Try the new Doritos Taco Loco- Tiran Killam
"Shut up, you're just jealous." - Bobby Moynahim
"Live from New York, It's Saturday Night."
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Pro Bambi's......
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Man walks into a bar and says ow.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It doesn't matter.
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are stranded on a deserted island. They find a magic lamp and the genie inside gives all of them one wish. The Brunette Wishes for a tankard or water, the redhead wishes for a massive sandwich and the Blonde wished for a car door because "If I get hot I can roll the window down".
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A blind man walks into a fish market and says "Good morning ladies".
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A yorick walks into a bar ... there are no counters
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A blind man walks into a fish market and says "Good morning ladies".


My sides have transcended this dimension
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costillaplus wrote:

A blind man walks into a fish market and says "Good morning ladies".


I thought of Afroman reading this, and my laughter increased threefold.

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