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What do you call a sheep without legs?

A cloud!!!!
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What's the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?

In erotic sex you use a feather, in kinky sex you use the whole chicken.
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Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.

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What's a skeletons favorite food? Spare ribs.

First famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones

First famous French skeleton? Napoleon BONE apart (or however hsi name is spelt).

Why did the skeleton leave the graveyard? because there was too many coffins

Whats a skeletons favorite sweet? A bon bone

What did the skeleton say to the police officer? You can't pin anything on me!
Skull Joke! Yohohohoh!


These jokes may have ever so slightly been inspired by Brook from One Piece but i will stop or i will fill the entire forum with skull jokes.
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26 / M / Socal
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34871spc901 wrote:

What's a skeletons favorite food? Spare ribs.

First famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones

First famous French skeleton? Napoleon BONE apart (or however hsi name is spelt).

Why did the skeleton leave the graveyard? because there was too many coffins

Whats a skeletons favorite sweet? A bon bone

What did the skeleton say to the police officer? You can't pin anything on me!
Skull Joke! Yohohohoh!


These jokes may have ever so slightly been inspired by Brook from One Piece but i will stop or i will fill the entire forum with skull jokes.


Yohohoho!
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Would you, perhaps, show me your panties?
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I have tons....

what's green, has 4 legs and will kill you if it jumps out of a tree on to you?... a snooker table

what did the redneck girl say when she lost her virginity? "Dad get off me now, you're crushing my cigarettes"

why was the big road scared of the little road? because he was a cycle-path

a neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a pint?" the barman says "for you, no charge"

(This one is a bit long winded)
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BLACKOUTMK2 wrote:

What's the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?

In erotic sex you use a feather, in kinky sex you use the whole chicken.


Mother of God...

*Tips hat and takes off sunglasses* Good one sir, good one.

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22 / F / Wanderer in Texas
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A squirrel runs full speed into a grape tree, does it die?
- Grape trees do no exist.

A plane crashes on the Mexican US border, where do you bury the survivors?
- You can't bury survivors.

What does the cat say to the goat?
- Meow.
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28 / M / Canada
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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

"We are both lawyers."
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"I turned on the "Amber Alert" notifications in my iPhone settings so i know when it's finally the color of my energy."- Keith Buckley
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52 / M / In
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What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We are breast friends!!!!!!
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What do you do if a Blonde throws a grenade at you?

......What a clincher...."Pull the pin and throw it back"
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23 / M / Kaguya's Panties
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Posted 12/7/13
Why do blondes smile during lightning storms? They think they're having their pictures taken.
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21 / M / Australia
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You made my day...
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Why are black people so tall...........Because...., their Knee-Grows
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