First  Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  Next  Last
Post Reply What is your Useless Super Power?
13026 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
24 / M
Offline
Posted 9/25/13
Go blind at any given time.
19081 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
35 / M / England
Offline
Posted 9/25/13 , edited 9/25/13
I have the ability to become light-headed when I stand up too quickly.
27450 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
16 / M / Our 3-D world. Or...
Offline
Posted 9/25/13
To make my penis expand in size....but when I'm sexually aroused
6046 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
19 / M / Somewhere very cold
Offline
Posted 9/25/13
I have the great and powerful super ability to PROCRASTINATE! It's a double edged sword, powerful and deadly towards oneself and their grades! (Please use responsibly)
Posted 9/25/13

oddvardo wrote:

The power to like Justin Bieber


There's no power powerful enough for that.
10216 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
M / A Certain Insigni...
Offline
Posted 9/25/13
I have the ability to attract every mosquito in the world to me! While I have a secret identity, my friends know me as Mosquito-Man! (They also know not to go anywhere near me in the summer months)

Fighting crime, yes I dooOooOooOoo!
Singin' outta tune, yes I dooOooOooOoo!
Itchy Itchy Itch!
Scratchy Scratchy Scratch!
It'ssssssssssssss... MOSQUITO MA--Ow! Ow! No, quit it! Akk! No! Eep! Don't bite me there! What did I do to deserve thiiiiiiiiiiiii-i---i-ss--ssss-???-?-?-??----?
Fighting evil again! YEAH
!
3048 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
Offline
Posted 9/25/13
The power to detect when a tree lost its first leaf.
25352 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
21 / M / California
Offline
Posted 9/25/13
The ability to go 2 seconds into the past.
12826 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / Limbo
Offline
Posted 9/25/13
The ability to go deaf at any given time. -__-
23656 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
21 / M / Amegakure
Offline
Posted 9/25/13
I can evolve into a Magikarp at will!
9015 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
Offline
Posted 9/25/13
the ability to predict the future about pointless thyings at random times
13245 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
16 / M / North Carolina
Offline
Posted 9/25/13
I can taste objects by stepping on them.
7178 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / M / Dallas, Texas
Offline
Posted 9/25/13
The ability to summon any rock musician, to help me make very minor decisions; such as "What should I have for lunch today Ozzy?" or "Bob Dylan, what should I watch next on Netflix?".
Sogno- 
24587 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
Offline
Posted 9/25/13
the ability to make the same mistakes over and over again
11084 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
15 / M
Offline
Posted 9/25/13 , edited 9/25/13
The ability to eat, and still be hungry.
First  Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  Next  Last
You must be logged in to post.