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The ability to incorrectly guess what a person is thinking
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16 / M / Reality
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Turn my head 360 degrees.
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The ability to change food into feces.
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The ability to identify the breed of a dog by its' poo.
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Not having a super power that is useful.
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super speed because without super strength i'd trip and fall and die lol
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The ability to projectile vomit 30 feet away. So I would be like "Hey! I don't like that guy!" *Hide behind a bush and puke in the air* Then it should land all over his face and he will say "WTF! Did god just puke on me!" Then I'll walk by and say "Yes, he did puke on you". Then I would be satisfied all day. Useless, but it would make me damn happy.
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To envision a design so original. That I intimidate myself when trying to get it on paper
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the ability to snap my fingers and do my step and do it all by myself
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25 / M / Norway
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I can roll with my stomach.

Beat that.
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Being able to clog the toilet every time I eat beans! O_O
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I can make toast without a toasting gizmo..

I will top it with an orange popsicle for you..

heath nut here..LOL
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suikojay wrote:

Being able to clog the toilet every time I eat beans! O_O


Is it just me or does that sound a we bit weird with the face of the Blessed Virgin a-starin' at me??

funny..but I'll NOT be arguing with her...

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being able to walk 1 mile in 14 minutes. Useless because it's easier to jog at that speed.
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give other people diarrhea
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