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Posted 10/9/13 , edited 10/9/13

minatothegreatjiraiya wrote:

When advanced aliens attack the earth, I dare to oppose their mothership. I get past into the main room, but, alas, I am but barely surviving. Then, I say, "You know, the truth is, I've lost. This is the reality. But, that isn't my reality at all. To me, I've won. It's quite the large victory, you see." Then, they realize that I incurred the damages to get to the other side of the ship, where that one button that self-destructs the ship and saves the earth. But, the shoot me down before I can press it. However, my body falls onto the button. My brain sees this, as I fall, dead.


Wow. That's really impressive!
Saving the entire world in a single act of self-sacrifice? Badass.
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I'd like it if I knew how to separate my soul from my body and just waltz on out of my body and just float around happily as a ghost
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I want to die of old age, in a bed, with my old-as-dirt-by-then-future-wife sitting on a chair next to me. Our kids and grandkids surrounding the bed.

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I would want to die after a night of being able to bend the universe to my will. With this power I would transform the world's population in to Agent Smith and fight my way through the night. I would do so as Kid Super Saiyan Goku.

In the morning when the fight was won I would proceed to walk towards the light while envisioning a world in which pandas were the dominate species on earth. Once I have entered the light I would realize Morgan Freeman was not God and Opt out of this dimension. By secretly Opting out of that dimension I be considered dead there.

I would then proceed to live out my immortal life as Goku once I had collected the dragon balls.

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Phersu wrote:

Doing the Highlander stance in a thunderstorm.


There can be only ONE!
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Carbon monoxide, completely painless.
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Torn (Crushed?) apart by a black hole while I attempt to summon some sort of demon like creature to do my bidding, killing everyone within several hundred miles by the creature's rampage.
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Evil Overlord style

First I take over the world and gain everything anyone ever wanted, using my OP godlike powers.
Then I take my wife and benevolently reign supreme for several thousand years.
or I suppose the wife should be gotten before the awesome powers... irrelevant.

Finally, I orchestrate my death.
I build several temples, scattered across the world, in various locations, like under the water, in a volcano, in the sky and in a quaint town.
I erase them from history, by manipulating human memory, so that they've literally been built since time immemorial
In these temples I will place the fragments of a power that painlessly disintegrates whomever the wielder considers to be most evil. I will then fake my own usurpation by the most evil man the world has ever known(myself) and create monsters that terrorize the countryside, murdering all in their path, and decimating the human population in the process. At the advent of this chaos, the sage I previously selected will give a prophecy foretelling the coming of a "chosen one" who will banish the evil king and end his reign of terror. I will select the chosen one, and some bodacious companions, likely two or three incredibly attractive women, one super macho man, the dark fellow in the corner that helps out now and again, and a dangerous, yet domesticated talking animal. Who will then journey to all the temples to fulfill the prophecy and maybe learn a life lesson. I record everything. The heroes then march through my elite guard, being primed after having fought enemies of steadily increasing difficulty, and being able to return to predetermined save points at death. They then engage The deranged evil King, myself, in epic battle, as neoclassical music plays in the background.

After the battle, the heroes use the magical power I've given them, and watch as I scream my death wail, disintegrating in front of their eyes.

Of course, being a proper evil overlord, I take steps to ensure that when they return to tell their decayed and destroyed world of the death of the tyrant, they find out that the rest of the world was murdered by monsters generated during the final battle, and that they are alone.

The sales of the TV series and video games in the blissful alternate dimension I create for the well being of those murdered by monsters do well, and I only really die when the timer for the disintegration spell I created hits Zero, so I live as king in the alternate dimension until I die peacefully and painlessly at the time of my choice.
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Posted 10/9/13 , edited 10/9/13

jjmborden1 wrote:


Phersu wrote:

Doing the Highlander stance in a thunderstorm.


There can be only ONE!


I shall bring forth the Quickening from thy headless body!
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Nobodyofimportance wrote:

Evil Overlord style

First I take over the world and gain everything anyone ever wanted, using my OP godlike powers.
Then I take my wife and benevolently reign supreme for several thousand years.
or I suppose the wife should be gotten before the awesome powers... irrelevant.

Finally, I orchestrate my death.
I build several temples, scattered across the world, in various locations, like under the water, in a volcano, in the sky and in a quaint town.
I erase them from history, by manipulating human memory, so that they've literally been built since time immemorial
In these temples I will place the fragments of a power that painlessly disintegrates whomever the wielder considers to be most evil. I will then fake my own usurpation by the most evil man the world has ever known(myself) and create monsters that terrorize the countryside, murdering all in their path, and decimating the human population in the process. At the advent of this chaos, the sage I previously selected will give a prophecy foretelling the coming of a "chosen one" who will banish the evil king and end his reign of terror. I will select the chosen one, and some bodacious companions, likely two or three incredibly attractive women, one super macho man, the dark fellow in the corner that helps out now and again, and a dangerous, yet domesticated talking animal. Who will then journey to all the temples to fulfill the prophecy and maybe learn a life lesson. I record everything. The heroes then march through my elite guard, being primed after having fought enemies of steadily increasing difficulty, and being able to return to predetermined save points at death. They then engage The deranged evil King, myself, in epic battle, as neoclassical music plays in the background.

After the battle, the heroes use the magical power I've given them, and watch as I scream my death wail, disintegrating in front of their eyes.

Of course, being a proper evil overlord, I take steps to ensure that when they return to tell their decayed and destroyed world of the death of the tyrant, they find out that the rest of the world was murdered by monsters generated during the final battle, and that they are alone.

The sales of the TV series and video games in the blissful alternate dimension I create for the well being of those murdered by monsters do well, and I only really die when the timer for the disintegration spell I created hits Zero, so I live as king in the alternate dimension until I die peacefully and painlessly at the time of my choice.



Wow. Pretty complicated, but amazing nonetheless. You must be some kind of storyboard designer for a game or book or something lol
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I would pay a sky-diving instructor to rig one out of a few parachutes to fail and Go sky diving all day until I hit the rigged shute. Well to enjoy the adrenaline properly I would just dive head first at the lowest point I'm allowed to and then just pull and see what happens. Well if I do get the rigged shute at my first try.......well then sh*t, but in my head I'd be like "yeah you jumped bro"
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Posted 10/9/13
Stroke by a plane.
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Posted 10/10/13

Galiko wrote:

Stroke by a plane.


By that, do you mean splattered by a plane's wing at high velocity?
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22 / M / Swedish Street Life
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Posted 10/10/13
I would glue my hands to my head and cut the head of with a pinao wire so it would look like i holded my head while sitting in a chair
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I want to die like Gerard Butler in Law Abiding Citizen, all dramatic looking and in a giant firey explosion of nitroglycerin.
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