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Wow, talk about a way to start your weekend! lugiamania here with some tamer recommendations if niche Japanese gore and horror are not quite your thing.

We've hit up a lot of conventions this past year, and through them all, we've had the chance to interview some amazing guests and talent from Japan! If you haven't already, check out the Conventions section on The Live Show page, where we post all of our interviews!

To get you started, here's our most recent interview with the one and only T.M. Revolution at Otakon 2013!
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Whats up guys,

First of all, if you are sensitive to mature content and are easily offended by slightly offensive material, then please stop reading this post.
Seriously, in ALL HONESTY, let me still preface this with a gif that will sum up your collective expressions if you are sensitive to mature content and end up watching what will be announced below:


If this is you, then we seriously warned you.


Still with me? Cool.

So, it's Friday night. You know what that means!
Time to load up on a few liter bottles of Mountain Dew, head down to Jack-n-the-Box and pick up 50 tacos, plop on the couch, and tune into the most insane few hours of entertainment you'll have this week.


Tacos are Delicious


Let's start off with the tamest of them all: Shamanic Princess..
Premium members in the US and Canada will get all episodes available immediately with free users getting three this week and three next week.



With her enormous eyes, Barbie-doll figure, skimpy costumes, and masses of auburn hair, Tiara is almost a caricature of the clichéd anime heroine. In this story, the theft of the mysterious and powerful Throne of Yord sends her from the magical Guardian World to Earth to recover it, accompanied by her weasel-like partner Japolo.

Alright, let's get to the real stuff that blow your freakin' minds.
The following movies will be available to US and Canadian audiences only. Premium users will get all three movies immediately, with free users getting them one month after initial Crunchyroll broadcast.

Ready? Here we go with our first title: Lady Ninja: Reflections of Darkness.



Why this title?
Yes, it has a sexy squad of female ninja assassins and battles erupt with a hilarious mix of martial arts, magic, and nudity all in the line of duty.
But this story takes it ones step further with lady parts are weapons of mass destruction.
If you find what I'm talking about, then your weekend is complete. This title is set to air on November 5 at noon Pacific Time!



But maybe that's not your cup of tea.
Maybe you prefer the voluptuous ladies of Chanbara, with Chanbara Beauty the Movie: Vortex.

A series of mad experiments by a deranged scientist have left a chaotic and desolate future world. The streets are willed with weapon-wielding zombies who are trained to form an undead army. Luckily for the few remaining human survivors there is also a pair of denagerous scantily clad women roaming the land whoa re dedicated to destroying all zombies.

Maybe you're looking for something with a little more pop?



Zombies?
Copious amounts of fecal matter?
Tentacles?
If all these things tickle your fancy, then: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead is the title for you!

Now, I don't want to spoil things but there's this one scene...hmm...how to phrase it...you know what, I'll just share a thumbnail:


By the way, she's NOT wearing a jet pack. It's all natural.




GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

enjoy!
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Hook line and sinker! Or at least it would be..... but I use a public computer.....I doubt I'd be able to watch these without getting kicked out.....
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Why do I get the feeling that Keikawa wrote this while drunk..?

It's friday, its the weekend, I'm typing this with a guinness-induced buzz... hmm...

I saw Chanbara and thought of the much-loved Oneechan-bara, and was sortta disappointed that it wasnt a sequel. :\
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I think this might be the most brilliant article I've seen on here.
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so nothing for everyone outside US and Canada, so SAD but people who got it enjoy, and is Chanbara movie from the game or related?
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Wow, just.....wow.

>_> I'll stick to Shamanic Princess.
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keikawa wrote:

Maybe you're looking for something with a little more pop?

Did you leave out an "o" there?

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TheAncientOne wrote:


keikawa wrote:

Maybe you're looking for something with a little more pop?

Did you leave out an "o" there?



I see what you did there hahahaha
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^ LOL @ TheAncientOne!

All I can say is... O_o at the Live Action movies...

And wow, I remember Shamanic Princess! That's old stuff! I still remember seeing ads for that in my gaming/anime magazines from a long time ago, LOL!
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Guess I know what I'm gonna be doing all night
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I would need at least a few liters of Mountain Dew to get through those movies
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I... I really don't know what to make of these... should I be happy or scared???
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Stonewolfe wrote:

I... I really don't know what to make of these... should I be happy or scared???


Compromise and be happily-scared! lol
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