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What are some of the most ironic scenes youv'e witnessed or even just heard about in the news.

though i'm not sure whether this was irony, stupidity or a mixture of both but, at work [ or weekends in a supermarket] a lady bought 5 of those large reusable plastic bags [ they're like smaller versions of laundry bags] and then she meticulously folded each one, and put it in it's own normal plastic bag and then packed her shopping into the normal bags.

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lol a chicken chopping of a mans head lol
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this story in english i had to read a lonnggggggggggg time a go were this lady borrows this necklace for a night so she will look pretty and she loses it .. she find the same necklace in a store but it cost a lottt of money so she buys it gives it to her friend and becomes very poor trying to work it off .. years later she see the friend and she tells her what happen ... and when she finishes her story the lady tells her the necklace was a fake and that it wasnt even worth half of what she payed for it..

moral of this story: if you lose a friends diamond necklace tell her or else you could end up poor and desolute ( a very good vocab word) on the streets over a fake one
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Haha, I was watching a documentary on San Quentin prison for some reason, and one of the inmates was like a neo-nazi and he had a wife and children on the outside. AND get this- he was going out with a Jewish transexual in the prison. That is ironic.
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Ketsuen wrote:

Haha, I was watching a documentary on San Quentin prison for some reason, and one of the inmates was like a neo-nazi and he had a wife and children on the outside. AND get this- he was going out with a Jewish transexual in the prison. That is ironic.


oh that was louis theroux behind bars right? i saw that, it was so bizzare. i had to laugh when i saw those two!
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I just saw on the news that China snowed and a lot of people were stuck on the streets. They had to pay a dollar to use the toilet. XD
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Posted 1/28/08
uhh a fire occured at a firemans house. idk..
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Here's a pretty good one. There was a news article about a lot of construction going on near this neighborhood. So the people in the block were complaining about how the noise was disturbing everyone there. Then there's a photo of a lady they interview in the news article about how she feels. She says that she hates the construction nearby and is worried that the excessive noise is damaging to her unborn baby. (she was pregnant apparent from her bulging stomach) What's hilarious is that in the photo when she was being interviewed, she is smoking a cigarette. I heard the newspaper got a lot of angry calls and letters about the woman.
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^^^^



This one: LOL
Posted 1/28/08

solitudee wrote:

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This one: LOL


LMAO ! Yes ! I agree ! XD
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Oh man!! I can't find the picture but it's a KKK guy who had been shot or something. He was in the hospital and all the doctors and nurses were black!! That f*cker is dead!! Haha!
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n_n303 wrote:

^ i read somewhere a farmer was about to cut the cows neck, when he slipped in the barn and the knife ended up slashing his neck. he ended up dying instead of the cow


I thought the farmer cut his dick off and had to get it reattached or something.

Ironic hmm... I can't think of a moment right now but I know I've had a few.


no dude, that was the guy who cheated on his girlfriend, so she cut it off and he had to have it reattatched.

the dude got rich modeling for playboy after that.
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a retard called someone stupid?lol...ok not funny....
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solitudee wrote:

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This one: LOL


Completely agree....

and as for my self, its probably when i fell in love with one of my best friends AGAIN for the fourth time -_-; and i keep making the same mistake over and over again...it almost seems to me that i'll never be able to have a best friend; because i'll end up liking/loving them. -_-;
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Posted 1/28/08

CoExist wrote:


n_n303 wrote:


CoExist wrote:

I thought the farmer cut his dick off and had to get it reattached or something.

Ironic hmm... I can't think of a moment right now but I know I've had a few.


are you sure it was his dick? man..these farmers have a dangerous job


Lol I'm pretty sure I mean I'm 90% sure it was his dick instead of his neck. I think he was trying to cut the animal's neck and cut his dick instead.


didn't this happen to some farmer in china?except he cut his hand a bit and got angry and he killed the taxman?
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