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Posted 11/2/13
*throws Lard at everyone*


hahahahahaha you guys look so funny! XD
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Posted 11/3/13
*suddenly appears in Hell after dying in a freak gardening accident*

Shit! What happened? I was just watering the plants!

*looks down and notices lack of legs*

Aww... I guess I was only half damned since I'm agnostic.

*looks around and sees Sherlock, Zeta, Shock, and Wally*

Shit this really is Hell!
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Posted 11/5/13 , edited 11/5/13
*Sees Remo*

Congratulation you're down in Hell.

Tell him, his price Lilith?

Lilith: "Well Shock, Remo has won the honour of being attacked by demonic ravens, for the rest of eternity, while being dressed like a normal scarecrow."

There you have it, now release those birds. Aww look at them going after his eyes, I think they like him.

Reminds me of how I first met my new pet, first he hunted us, but I tamed him.

Stay tuned in next time folks, when we get Victoryfraud down here.

*Next up is Heaven's Kitchen*
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Posted 11/5/13
*currently crucified on a pole (still legless) wearing a flannel shirt and straw hat - ravens circle above*

Really? You just stole this from the story about Prometheus! That's not even from this mythology! And flannel? C'mon! As if it wasn't hot enough down here...

*a raven swoops down and pecks out my left eye - a second is swiftly approaching*

Wait! Save my other eye! I don't want to miss Heaven's Kitchen!





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Posted 11/11/13
*Raven got attacked for five straight days, no one in Hell cared until today.*

Guys we need to pack up, get the ravens, and just let the human stay, we're going to Infernowood.

I got a job to have the main role in the film adaptation of Diabolique`s book of secrets.
Oh the human just throw him in the acid swamp.

*The pieces of Remo is put in a box*
*Remo is about to be thrown in when a dragon swoops down and grabs the box*
*The dragon lands, me and Zeta jumps down from it's back* *i open the box and see how the pieces of you, slowly binds themselves together and make you whole again*
Well it's good to see you, sorry we were late.



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Posted 11/11/13
Adds a second level of meaning to the phrase "picking up the pieces."
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Posted 11/15/13
-Picks up three levels of pieces
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