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How do you make someone shut up?
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26 / M / San Francisco, CA
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Posted 11/25/13
Simply walk away or calmly address the situation directly. Needless confrontations are troublesome.
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Posted 11/25/13
I usually say something like 'That's nice, nobody cares' or if they really piss me off I usually say something like 'Nobody gives a fucking damn! Just shut up!' and walk away...
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Posted 11/25/13
Ignore them.Then if that didn't work,i would swear loudly at their faces until they shut up.
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Posted 11/25/13
I prefer to go the stone cold steve austin route and say what to their face to keep interrupting them so then they know to shut up.
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24 / M / Aus
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Posted 11/25/13
Just tell them if they keep speaking im going to cum
Alternative is just say random things that pretty much make them stop talking
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I don't run into those situations. Every time I have a conversation with someone, I always give full attention. Well, unless we count skype chat; then I'd just turn notification settings off and not read the chat.
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Posted 11/25/13
Politely excuse yourself. Simple as that.
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21 / M / Canada eh
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Posted 11/25/13
Just tell them to shut up lol.
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Posted 11/26/13

dmguaragno wrote:

Stuff something long and stiff down their throat!


that's just wrong in so many ways loo
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Posted 11/26/13

scottyb100 wrote:


Tophatjames wrote:


scottyb100 wrote:

Gassing them always works but telling them to STFU straight is better and more cost effective unless they punch you in the face


I do like my face...


Yeah, thats only really recommended if your bigger than the other person or are of the opposite sex. Black mail also works. I keep a list of stuff you use against my enemies.


you don't have to be bigger to win in a fight, that's some good advice, cause sometimes skill and speed will prevail
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Shove your fist in their mouth.
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23 / M / Kaguya's Panties
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Posted 11/26/13
This is a surefire way to get them to shut up.
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29 / M / USA
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Posted 11/26/13
That largely depends on who you are, and who you are in relation to the person you wish to "shut up".

One of the more ancient methods is to simply resort to violence. That is the quickest way to shut mouths (that is, if you are able to emerge the victor). However, many places do not condone violence, and neither do I, so lets just throw that out the window.

Now, are you quick of wit? Is your tongue silver? Are you well versed in facts rather than fiction? The list could go on, but normally my personal goal is either to leave a person dumbfounded to the point where they cannot reach any words to say (this is usually gained by a quick wit and a fast speech), or alternatively, to simply deflate the situation using humor. The latter I tend to use to show the other person how foolish they are being.

Now, if this person is ranting about something as fact, however they are largely going off of made up knowledge, then your job is to present true fact to them so that they can both know better, and also so they can be proven wrong.

Or, you know, you could just ignore them. That ones fun too.

Yeah. Just ignore them. Yeah.
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Posted 11/26/13 , edited 11/26/13
Just straight up tell them to SHUT UP
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Posted 11/26/13

stoner789 wrote:


dmguaragno wrote:

Stuff something long and stiff down their throat!


that's just wrong in so many ways loo


Sorry! It was, however, the first thing that came to mind. In reality, I'd probably tell them I had to go to the toilet and simply not return. That offers an excuse to exit the situation without confrontation. If they choose to follow you to the toilet, then turn and say that there are some things in life that you prefer to do alone!
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