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How do you make someone shut up?
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25 / M / Iowa
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Posted 11/26/13
Create intentional awkward moments.
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Punch em in the face, or knock the wind outta em
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Chloroform
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Slap them because a very brief moment of silence will ensue followed by a blackout.
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Tell them I don't care, sometimes interspersed with profanity, and walk away. If that doesn't discourage them, I don't have a problem dislodging some of their teeth with my shoe.
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Smile and fart.
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28 / M / Manitoba
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Grab their wallet and run.
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28 / M / Vvardenfell
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Make things very awkward on purpose (how you do this is up to you).
Tell them to shut the hell up. They'll probably get very butthurt over this. Not like you care though right? lol
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26 / M / The Moon
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Just mimic everything they say they will eventually think your weird and move along try it, it will work like a charm
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21 / M / Alaska
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Posted 11/26/13

scottyb100 wrote:


stoner789 wrote:


scottyb100 wrote:


Tophatjames wrote:


scottyb100 wrote:

Gassing them always works but telling them to STFU straight is better and more cost effective unless they punch you in the face


I do like my face...


Yeah, thats only really recommended if your bigger than the other person or are of the opposite sex. Black mail also works. I keep a list of stuff you use against my enemies.


you don't have to be bigger to win in a fight, that's some good advice, cause sometimes skill and speed will prevail


Very true :3


I think i made a typo but either way it worked lol
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Look at them directly in the eyes but be completely devoid of emotion. Give them no feedback at all. It's a conversation killer.
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21 / M / Alaska
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Posted 11/26/13 , edited 11/26/13

dmguaragno wrote:


stoner789 wrote:


dmguaragno wrote:

Stuff something long and stiff down their throat!


that's just wrong in so many ways loo


Sorry! It was, however, the first thing that came to mind. In reality, I'd probably tell them I had to go to the toilet and simply not return. That offers an excuse to exit the situation without confrontation. If they choose to follow you to the toilet, then turn and say that there are some things in life that you prefer to do alone!


I would just politely ask them to leave me alone because I'm not doing so good, but if they were being an asshole I would politely say Shut The FUCK UP
usually works for me
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HIT THEM IN THE THROAT WITH A MEAT MALLET
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21 / M / Somewhere
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If I am talking to a friend or someone I know fairly well I would ask them in a fairly nice manner to be quiet and leave me alone. If its a random stranger then I get as rude as humanly possible and chances are I scare them away.
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