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Post Reply The Vending Machine of the Universe
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 4/13/15
Hnnnng, I feel special and recognized! Most people should be very familiar with this game since it seems to be popular on forums everywhere.

Anyway, welcome to the mighty Vending Machine of the Universe, where all your hopes and dreams may be realized, your deepest fears may manifest, or nothing might happen at all. All hail the machine. The machine giveth and the machine taketh away.

Insert any object. The following forumite decides what comes out of the machine, then inserts an object of his/her own.

P1: *inserts a coin*

P2: You get a moldy hunk of cheese.
*inserts a razor*

P3: You get a katana
*inserts a dead fish......

So on, so forth. Rinse and repeat.

I'll start.....

*inserts a lightning bolt*
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 4/2/16
You receive a cool facial scar.

*inserts a car battery*
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You get a bigger car battery.

*inserts soul*
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You receive nothing but the resounding laughter of the devil.

*inserts an Egyptian mummy*
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13
You get water. No cup. Just water.

*inserts raisins*
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13
You get a cheap bottle of wine.

*inserts pine needles*
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You get a Christmas tree for you decorating.

*inserts a quarter*
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13
You receive a skill book teaching you a special secret technique of your very own.

*inserts a raven*
Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13
You get a poem

*insert pickle*
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13
You get not just three wishes but the entire genie!

*inserts a dead language*
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13
You receive Loki's horse, Svadilfari.

*inserts a dragon*
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13
You get an egg. A chicken egg.

*inserts a piece of chocolate*
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13
You get a glimpse of a terrifying future in which everything that can go wrong does.

*inserts a sea bird's beak*
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13
You receive a giant mutant albatross.

*inserts a tape dispenser*
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You receive plastic surgery.

*inserts a scorpion*
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