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Post Reply The Vending Machine of the Universe
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30 / M / Providence
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13
You get a bloody kitchen knife

*inserts a floppy disk*
Posted 12/1/13
You get 1/58th of the programming you requested..

*insert Shelf*
Posted 12/1/13
You get 30 books that you are guaranteed to hate.

*inserts soul gem (don't ask where i got it)*
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21 / F / Balmer, Murlin
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Posted 12/1/13
You get the ghost of an ancient emperor of Egypt. He shall haunt you.

*inserts broken keyboard keys*
Trahma 
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32 / M / New Jersey
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13
You get a 1 page journal entry filled with disappoint, from the perspective of a keyboard.

*Inserts a handful of cat food.*
wyrvan 
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45 / M
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Posted 12/1/13
You get a harem of tsundere catgirls. (good luck)

*Inserts a boxed set of FLCL*
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Posted 12/1/13
You get a miniature yellow Vespa.


*Inserts an apple*
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25 / F / A Fictional City
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Posted 12/1/13
You get a rotten apple.

*inserts a fancy dress*
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27 / M
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Posted 12/1/13
You receive antimatter.

*inserts a knight's lance*
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19 / M / Ljubljana, Slovenia
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Posted 12/1/13
You get a pair of perfectly ripe bananas. (score!)

*Inserts a small magnet*
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27 / M
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13
You receive a pretty but manipulative and selfish girlfriend.

*inserts bad puns*
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Posted 12/1/13
You receive an inflatable hammer.


*Inserts an apron*
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27 / M
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Posted 12/1/13
You receive a Ginsu knife.

*inserts scuba gear*
wyrvan 
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45 / M
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Posted 12/1/13
You get a hug from a giant squid.

* Inserts the batmobile*
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27 / M
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Posted 12/1/13
You receive all due justice and the karmic scales finally balance.

*inserts a finger*
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