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Post Reply The Vending Machine of the Universe
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25 / M / In mah bodi. also...
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Posted 12/22/16
Frank Sinatra coumes owut, shakes yur hand, smiles, sings a little bit, then explodes into a big pile of confetti!

I…. give the machine…. a smile! ..?
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15 / F / Florida
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Posted 12/22/16
You receive a smiley face printed on a piece of paper

*inserts a picture of a cute giraffe*
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 12/22/16
receive a book on elephants


inserts victoria secret entire house value
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37 / M / So. Cal
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Posted 12/22/16
you receive a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat

inserts the taxidermied corpse of the person who called me in the middle of the night
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34 / M / Seattle
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Posted 12/25/16
You receive a taxidermied corpse of the person you called you in the middle of the night one year ago.

*Inserts a Christmas tree*
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15 / F / Florida
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Posted 12/26/16
You get a box full of firewood

Inserts this picture:
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 12/29/16
receive a book on how to take care of owls


insert obama's secret schedule book
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Posted 12/29/16
you recive twice's tour schedule

insert my left foot
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37 / M / So. Cal
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Posted 12/30/16
you receive a paperback copy of My Left Foot, the 1954 autobiography of Christy Brown

inserts 50 lbs of semtex
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25 / F / in the land of th...
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Posted 1/3/17
Big bang! (ouch)

Insert 7 angry Octopodiformes and a hang glider...
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24 / M / North America
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Posted 1/3/17
you get a cool watch

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Posted 1/3/17
You get a perverted Japanese man.

Insert butthurt media.
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M / Chicago
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Posted 1/3/17
You get nonexistent election fraud.

Insert a 1997 tan Toyota Corrola
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13 / F / Gravity Falls
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Posted 1/3/17
You get a cat!!!

-inserts pancakes-
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37 / M / So. Cal
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Posted 1/3/17
you receive a bacon wrapped hot dog covered in spicy chili and sharp cheddar cheese

*inserts 17 pints of type O blood
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