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Posted 12/11/13 , edited 12/11/13
this topic should be fun :)

I tripped off a climbing frame and broke my arm.....

so how about you?
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I put my leg under a round-a-bout to try to stop it, but it just sucked me in.
Last time I was ever stupid.
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I cut my leg on purpose and left a nasty scar and had trouble walking for a few days.
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^ Ouch, I'm sorry, haikinka.

I'd have to say, when I was in middle school, my friends and I went to an amusement park and since there were no lines for the things we wanted to do, I decided to be a dumbass and jump the bars, bar by bar...totally hit my head on a small billboard that knocked my off of the bars and I had to get stitches.

I was smarter ever since.
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I one time accidentally dove into a cement wall and knocked myself out.

It's a long story.
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jordancharacter wrote:

I one time accidentally dove into a cement wall and knocked myself out.

It's a long story.


Hahaha, I gotta hear this.
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TheBlitzAce wrote:


jordancharacter wrote:

I one time accidentally dove into a cement wall and knocked myself out.

It's a long story.


Hahaha, I gotta hear this.


Well, in summary I was chasing someone, dove to *catch* em, and they took a step to the right.

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I walked into a door by accident. I was not watching where I was going. Last time I did that to. >:3
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Back in middle school, I was riding my bike and going a pretty decent speed, when my front wheel hit a weird bump that caused my handlebar to twist 90 degrees. This sent me flying face first into the curb. I was able to get back up and keep going, but if I had hit any harder, I probably would have lost an eye.
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Set a cheap glass down too hard and it broke in my hand, cutting the hell out of my pinky finger. I suspect if I'd gone to the emergency room they'd have stitcked it up, but I just wrapped a bandaid around it and went to sleep. Still have the scar.
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One was I was running on the way home from school while playing with my DS, tripped on a completely flat surface, fell on my face, and got knocked out right next to the street cross. The ambulance later came get me. Really a waste of time considering I was alright after I regained consciousness about an hour later >.<

Another one I remember was me climbing on a mattress that was up against a wall out of curiosity, the mattress later fell down, I felt slight diziness from the height (was a pretty big mattress), fell to the ground, and the mattress then fell on me. Double the pain =_=.

I have hurt my self countless ways but those 2 are the ones I remember the most.
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18 / F / Balmer, Murlin
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Oh, boy. So many ways.

In middle school, I was walking down the hall with my head turned and walked straight into the hinge between a set of double doors.

Also in middle school, whilst on a field trip to a museum, I was again walking with my head turned and slammed into a display case.

I've often ran head first into a glass door, because I'm one of those people.

I trip over my own feet often. Once, again in middle school (not the best years of my life) I foolishly raced some kids down a hall and fell flat on my face for no reason.

I trip up stairs. I once lost my flip-flop while tripping up stairs in... You guessed it, middle school. I've also lost a flip-flop while just walking down the hall. Don't ask me how.

Whenever I try to hop off a curb (say, if there's ice or something I'd like to avoid), I typically land wrong on my foot, twist myself up, and fall.

These are a few of many ways I embarrass myself on a daily basis. BUT, I'd say the absolutely dumbest way I have ever hurt myself is in freshman year of high school, when I got clotheslined by a volleyball net. Ran right into the damn thing. I was up one moment, and down the next. People stared. It was a fun time.
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I was redoing some wires, and had to cut a small ziptie. Scissors weren't doing it, so I pulled the knife out on my utility tool. Twenty seconds later I was bleeding a little bit... I'm lucky I didn't injure myself more seriously, and got away with only a little scar.

Another time we were throwing away partition walls after exchanging office space with some other people, and the thing smacked me on the head on its way into the dumpster. Held on to consciousness (and the dumpster), and it didn't hurt too bad at first, but 5 minutes later... ow.
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I stepped in a hole while my entire class was watching me run, went flying and faceplanted the floor. Another time I did the high jump. I made it but as I dashed to get off the mat I fell and (again) faceplanted the floor...In front of my whole class.
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31 / F / U
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Dodged sausage so fast I took my head out on a sharp table edge and had to get stitches through my eyebrow.
Mad ninja skills right here, folks.
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