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What Is The Most Stupid Way You Have Hurt Yourself?
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21 / M
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Posted 12/12/13
Cut myself with a chair, tissue box, a sharpie, and a chisel
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28 / Jolly ol' Blighty
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I dropped a chainsaw and cut my neck.

No, seriously!

Thankfully it was off at the time, I don't fancy being a Dulahan anytime soon.
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29 / M
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This is when i was younger probably somewhere in my early teens.
I was talking to my friend and lifted my bicycle wheel about an inch from the ground while turning it and probably going 1mph i landed flipping the entire bike and myself, screwing up my right wrist from supporting and somehow breaking my left arm in the process.
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24 / M / Beyond The Boundary
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I was in a hurry trying to put on my pants to leave with my friends. Fell and hit my forehead on the edge of my dresser.

I have a scar now..
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I fell down the stairs while looking at my phone. Miraculously I only sprained my ankle.

I broke my pinky toe in two places when I stubbed it on the door frame. (I lied to my friends and said I broke my foot because it was to embarrassing)
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19 / M / California
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i was running with my hands in the air like a dumbass and hit my hand on the chandelier ... it fuckin hurt
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23 / M / Kaguya's Panties
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Posted 12/13/13
Jumped off a moving ute.
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21 / M / Tiphares
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Posted 12/13/13
I don't know.
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21 / M / Michigan, USA
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My family and I were camping at some Michigan state park. I left my shoes in the rain over night so i wore my flip flops when i went for a bike ride. i stood up while pedaling to go faster, and the chain gave out... mashed my toes into the gravel; still have scars 3 years later.

I was lucky there was a nurse camping in the area next to us. she cleaned up my toes so there weren't any infections... 'twas lucky for me because we never bring a first aid kit..
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57 / F / Truth or Conseque...
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Working at a factory that made those orange candy slices, we were having a candy war throwing them at each other, ducking behind boxes, etc.and I "leaped" over an empty pallet flat on the floor - landed wrong and hurt my foot. Genius that I am, I tied my shoe a bit tighter and worked - on my feet - the rest of the night (2nd shift). In the morning my foot was HUGE and the pain, OMG. Turns out I broke a bone in my foot. Since I had finished out the shift,the factory manager made me bring in my x-rays before he would believe me.

I used to walk into walls and doors and furniture a lot - I was very nearsighted and if I didn't have my glasses on, I may as well be blind.

Then I got old(er) and got that old age farsightedness - and it evens out. I can see without my glasses now At least well enough to walk around and not run into things.
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25 / M / Inside Lorreen's...
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Posted 12/13/13
What's sad is I know I have a healthy list of ways I have... but I can't remember any of them...

Bad memory and the last one was easily a few years ago... I haven't really hurt myself in the last year or two... well other than relationships but eh who doesn't get a few of those?
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21 / M / Washington
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I was riding my scooter on the sidewalk when suddenly i tripped over something and all i was thinking was "what the heck was that?!" so when i go to check what on earth i tripped over it turned out to be a pebble... A PEBBLE!
Posted 12/13/13
I was riding my bike and went over a pothole. I flew like three feet away from my bike. lol I've been hurt worse, but that was pretty stupid. My friend said it looked like something that would happen in a cartoon or something.
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20 / M / New England
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Posted 12/13/13 , edited 12/13/13
I broke my knee simply by getting up from my couch really fast. Cast for 4 weeks
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24 / F / Michigan
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Posted 12/13/13
In the 3rd grade I went down the slide on the playground and slipped on the ice when I tried to stand at the bottom, landed on my butt and broke my tailbone. I had to sit with a pillow on my chair in class for a few weeks...
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