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The actual list is horrid long, so I'll post a sneak peek then lure you into clicking the link:

http://cthulhu.daug.net/



# Law of Metaphysical Irregularity

The normal laws of physics do not apply.

# Law of Differentiated Gravitation

Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

# Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics

In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

# Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion


In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

# Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion

The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

# Law of Temporal Variability

Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

# First Law of Temporal Mortality

'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

# Second Law of Temporal Mortality

It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

# Law of Dramatic Emphasis

Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

# Law of Dramatic Multiplicity

Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.


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Posted 6/23/07
omg, I never knew there was a science to it........

I am utterly in awe of its truths.
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Posted 6/23/07
This make perfect sense, I could find a situation in any anime that applies to 1 or more of those laws.
9. Can apply to Prince of Tennis
16. Can apply to Full Metal Panic
29. Can apply to Prince of Tennis
31. Applies to every single anime known.
36. Is closely related to Bleach except for the dwarf.
40. Applies to every ecchi anime known
44. So true
46. So sad but, so true
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Posted 6/23/07
I remember seeing this list a LONNNGGGGGG time ago (at least 5 years). I wonder how old it is.

Most of these laws don't apply to the Anime I like.
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Posted 6/23/07
they forget the law of variable female kinetics. any anime chick, regardless of how weak and freakin' useless she is in a fight, can (kick, punch, etc.) the hero (out of town, through a wall or five, across the room, etc.) when he says something embarassing.
Posted 6/24/07
for 15 chrono crusade proves it wrong shes just fighting the demon and they need an exuse to show chronos *talents* (around episode 3)

edit* k these rules do not all apply to all animes theres at least like 7 of them that i saw defied in the newer animes out there, but considering this was made a while ago it would have worked in the past but not the present
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Posted 6/24/07
Interesting, all these laws are making me confused @[email protected]
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Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.


ROFLMAO!!
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Posted 6/24/07
lol.............hehe
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#15 lol that's funny...it applies to like every action anime lol
#22 haha that's so true!
#25 applies to every anime lol
#29 applies to Naruto, Bleach and any other action anime
#32 lol
#34, so true, so true
#38 applies to every anime known
#41 applies to Samurai champloo, Rurouni Kenshin and action anime that takes places back then
#44 applies soo much to Naruto and others

lol. These laws are great. Thanks Fae!
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I think we had this thread,
yeah,I remember posting in it.

well that thread was post ur anime laws or something rather.
This one is showing a site with a list of laws.


32. Law of Follicular Permanence

Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!



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Posted 6/24/07
Ha, very clever.

Here are some other good ones:

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation (from Luiko-Ysabeth and Adrian Hsiah)
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

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44. Applies to Dragon Ball Z.
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Posted 6/24/07
Lmao
they mostly all apply to Naruto
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nice list
very funny
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