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Anime Laws
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Posted 6/25/07
^^ then again a lot of anime have a similar structure to Naruto
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oh I was wondering when this would come up ^_^; Very interesting and humorous.
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haha my favorite one is the one about hair... that one holds true to pretty much every anime.
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Posted 6/25/07
See: the 100 Rules (?) of anime
http://www.cs.utah.edu/~duongsaa/more_htm/jk_100animeRules.htm
The 100 list incorporates the 46 laws.
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# Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion

The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

LMAO. That pretty much applies to any Super Robot type mech anime like: Getter Robo and Mazinger Z
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Posted 6/25/07
haha. so many laws
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I think both dragon ball and Naruto have something to learn from the below rule...

# Law of Temporal Variability

Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

As time should definatly not slow down during a fight. Immean a fight spanning over 3 episodes does push it a bit.

Hint for naruto... Loosing the 'filler' and shortening fight scenes showing the cool bits and explaining it could bring a stupid 200 epps to a nice 50... then it would be absolute legend...

Yeah i know people argue this way too much. I just felt like a quick jab... least this just runs through one comment.... oooooooh
Posted 4/30/08
so true... hahaha
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Posted 4/30/08
==" lol
if every anime followed these laws; i'd be a boring anime world
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Posted 6/3/08
to add on:
- If you have "Leomon" in your name, you are going to die
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Posted 6/3/08
wow. well thought out even if it isnt perfect
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Posted 6/3/08
Hilarous and true. I'm faving the link ^_^
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Posted 6/3/08

http://cthulhu.daug.net/



38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission

Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction

Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get, and vice versa.

* First Corollary

Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation (from Luiko-Ysabeth and Adrian Hsiah)

The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis (from R. A. Hubby)

Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.


LOL!!!!


Posted 6/3/08
this link has a bunch of them...along with every anime cliche ever lol...
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimeTrope
Posted 6/3/08
lol i'm glad i took physics
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