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10 reasons why polar bears might be taking over the world.
Posted 12/27/13
mum there's a Polar bear in my bedroom MUM hes hugging me mum
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Posted 12/27/13

Lethargic_leopard_Seal wrote:
9: Since guns don't kill people, they will be no match for polar bears.


Absolutely true as I've pointed out in other threads.

However, unfortunately for Polar Bears, as I also pointed out Ammunition does.

So sadly while in their native habitat Polar Bears may be top dogs and a challenge even for an Eskimo armed with a wooden spear, even a determined mass assault by a dozen polar bears is going to be stopped cold by a single individual with an assault rifle and ammunition to go with it.

Also, I live on the third floor. So not really worried about polar bears learning to come in through windows.

Now when they learn to climb steps, I might have to find me more ammunition.

Posted 12/27/13
What did I just read lol
*hides in bunker underground*
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Posted 12/27/13
11: Because they are white.
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Posted 12/27/13

Luchsen wrote:

11: Because they are white.


haha, I actually lol'd. Perfect answer.
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Posted 12/27/13
Best news I've ever heard. I'm going to buy a lot of guns now.
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Posted 12/27/13 , edited 12/27/13

Luchsen wrote:

11: Because they are white.


12. And underneath they are black. Truley a sign they are capable of backstabbing and harnessing disguises to a frighteningly convincing level.
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Posted 12/27/13
This thread is ridiculous, everyone knows that the sharks keep the polar bears in check.
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Posted 12/27/13
This thread is ridiculous, everyone knows that the liberal agenda is the real threat.
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Posted 12/27/13
is this why the bees are disappearing from Canada
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Posted 12/27/13

Oldthrashbar wrote:

This thread is ridiculous, everyone knows that the liberal agenda is the real threat.


Hmmm. This does not belong here. Polar bears are self governing, and therefore, have no need for political parties. Penguins are staunch collectivists though, so you could hold out until I make a list about penguins.
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Posted 12/27/13

Lethargic_leopard_Seal wrote:
5: Since polar bears are so freaking cute, they have a knack for garnering sympathy- their most famous rouge is that they convinced us that the threat of polar bear domination is dwindling with the arctic ice shelf. In reality, they have an army numbering in the millions hiding away in a dead volcano in Antarctica. We'll never see the first strike coming, and coincidentally, neither will the penguins.


Poor penguins. I'll bet they'll wish they could fly soon.
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Posted 12/28/13
From what I've seen of the world, Polar Bears are welcome to it..
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Posted 12/28/13
More stupidity.....
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Posted 12/28/13 , edited 12/28/13

shadorai wrote:

actually, i don't think we have to worry about polar bears killing us, because we're already killing them with self inflicted global warming, melting their biomes so that they can drown in the arctic seas.

so yeah, problem solved!


Weren't you paying attetion?!?!


5: Since polar bears are so freaking cute, they have a knack for garnering sympathy- their most famous rouge is that they convinced us that the threat of polar bear domination is dwindling with the arctic ice shelf. In reality, they have an army numbering in the millions hiding away in a dead volcano in Antarctica. We'll never see the first strike coming, and coincidentally, neither will the penguins.


Our only hope is faked-and they'll use the surprise to go for more. See bonus reason. Hope is lost.
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