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10 reasons why polar bears might be taking over the world.
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unos wrote:

The time you spent typing that has contributed towards melting the ice at the poles by releasing carbon dioxide, reducing the grounds polar bears have to hunt, and probably trapping a polar bear in the middle of the ocean by dissolving its path.


If we have a means to reduce the current extent of polar bear control, then by all means, we must!
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So....if there are plenty of 'em.....then......how do they taste? I might have a solution to the world hunger problem. The Inuits utilize them already anyway, and the fur is nice.You can't eat it's liver though, the vitamin A overdose will kill you.


Polar bears eat baby seals, which are the most adorable things on the planet, and if what you eat is any indicator for what you taste like, then polar bears taste like a furry little hug that just wants to nuzzle up to your stomach lining to keep it warm.


You just reminded me.....bunnies are delicious......and replenish their stock quickly....Mmmm...... On a side note I have eaten bear meat and deer meat too....oh, and bison (my brother in law is a hunter)...all very good. I'm an equal opportunity carnivore, but I draw the line at reptiles(some in my family eat alligator and frog), and I won't eat seafood that looks like snot (oysters, etc.). My sister had shark, but I haven't had the opportunity....Did I mention my ancestors (native Caribbean) ate their dead? Oh, guess not. Well, they would burn the body into ashes and then take those ashes and make a type of bread for surviving family members to eat. A bit was reserved in a small jar hung over their home's entrance. That way the dead could be present with them always......true story.


Funny that you mentioned ancestors. Mine allegedly wore horned helmets and dominated the land with their glorious hairy man arms. Even the women were ferociously fit, and their barbaric, dominating nature gave them leverage to dominate time keeping itself. Wednesday is Odins day, which explains the weird spelling, Thursday is Thor's day, and Friday belongs to Frigg! On the spring equinox, Vikings painted eggs, and a rabbit hopped around for more than marketing purposes. March on to fall, and we're dressing up as the dead and giving gourds lobotomies. After the hunt is said and done, Odin returns on December 25 to fill children's boots with badass Viking toys and copious amounts of meat. So suck on that Brit with a phone booth fetish. We're the original time lords!

Oh, and yes; bunnies are delicious- so long as you resist the temptation to name them. On another note, you've inspired me to write why Vikings are the undisputed champions of everything.
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This is obviously the work of a penguin from Starbound. The polar bear is an threatened species. And that means we can't hunt them. In the meantime Korra is very unhappy with you as well.
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Oh shit... the polar bears have already allied with the grizzlies... the Apocalypse has already begun!
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YOU COULD BE NEXT!!!!!!1111!!



Edit: This thread could be a conspiracy against the polar bears so that the penguins could actually take over the world after the polar bears are dead and gone. INCEPTION

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Thankfully we have cows with guns and chickens with choppers
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Funny that you mentioned ancestors. Mine allegedly wore horned helmets and dominated the land with their glorious hairy man arms. Even the women were ferociously fit, and their barbaric, dominating nature gave them leverage to dominate time keeping itself. Wednesday is Odins day, which explains the weird spelling, Thursday is Thor's day, and Friday belongs to Frigg! On the spring equinox, Vikings painted eggs, and a rabbit hopped around for more than marketing purposes. March on to fall, and we're dressing up as the dead and giving gourds lobotomies. After the hunt is said and done, Odin returns on December 25 to fill children's boots with badass Viking toys and copious amounts of meat. So suck on that Brit with a phone booth fetish. We're the original time lords!

Oh, and yes; bunnies are delicious- so long as you resist the temptation to name them. On another note, you've inspired me to write why Vikings are the undisputed champions of everything.


My ancestors walked around wearing only loincloths (females too) were short, tanned, and painted themselves.....and oh yeah, knew how to party.....
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Forget polar bears, I found a much more vicious killer that is plotting world domination.
KILLER PENGUINS!
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PhyongHwa wrote:


Lethargic_leopard_Seal wrote:



Funny that you mentioned ancestors. Mine allegedly wore horned helmets and dominated the land with their glorious hairy man arms. Even the women were ferociously fit, and their barbaric, dominating nature gave them leverage to dominate time keeping itself. Wednesday is Odins day, which explains the weird spelling, Thursday is Thor's day, and Friday belongs to Frigg! On the spring equinox, Vikings painted eggs, and a rabbit hopped around for more than marketing purposes. March on to fall, and we're dressing up as the dead and giving gourds lobotomies. After the hunt is said and done, Odin returns on December 25 to fill children's boots with badass Viking toys and copious amounts of meat. So suck on that Brit with a phone booth fetish. We're the original time lords!

Oh, and yes; bunnies are delicious- so long as you resist the temptation to name them. On another note, you've inspired me to write why Vikings are the undisputed champions of everything.


My ancestors walked around wearing only loincloths (females too) were short, tanned, and painted themselves.....and oh yeah, knew how to party.....


Tee hee. Your people used to be my favorite iphone game.
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I thought it was a well known fact that penguins are the evil geniuses of the world. They are pure evil; scheming their world domination all the while pretending to act all cute. Their hardships, including consumption by seals are all manufactured to hide their devious and dastardly plans.
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Oh god! Ima have to create an Anti-Polar bear bunker that will cost me everything I own. It's ok since I will live :3
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It's... it's like all of them already plotting to get us! Run man behind the counter, run!!!!!!!!!!!!!



oh god oh god, they've already enslaved our women to do restaraunt service for us!




I love Shirokuma Cafe...
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"6: Like polar bears, all other bears hold a grudge against humanity. The sinisterly charismatic polar bears will likely use this fact as leverage to get grizzlies to work for them."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIt954zMdsk
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Because they might be annoyed that there is global warming and its melting the arctic and stuff so they might be plotting against us
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saksiss wrote:

Forget polar bears, I found a much more vicious killer that is plotting world domination.
KILLER PENGUINS!



What if they had machine guns with endless ammo?
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