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Does my butt look big in this?
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53 / M / In
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Posted 1/19/14
after 25 years of marriage the answer is always no unless you like sleeping on couch
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30 / M / wherever my work...
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Posted 1/20/14
The correct answer is "You always look beautiful no matter what."
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20 / M / long beach, Calif...
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Posted 5/9/14
check the butt for spiders
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50 / M / Sussex UK
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Posted 5/10/14
From my experience. If a woman asks you this question, no is always the correct answer, even if it looks like the blueprint for a aircraft carrier.
Posted 5/10/14
like a full moon

i so funneh

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65 / M / San Antonio, TX.....
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Posted 5/10/14

uncletim wrote:

after 25 years of marriage the answer is always no unless you like sleeping on couch


You can tell most of you haven't been married... I was married 37 years and since I am a slow learner, I tried several replies... The ONLY thing better than no, is not being in the place or time to have that question come up!!
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Posted 5/28/14
Hey, I can't see you there's this big ass in the way!
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Posted 5/28/14
Post image?
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25 / Iowa >.>
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Posted 5/29/14
check for spiders, your screwed either way. say no she says your lying, say yes..... You a dead man
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25 / Iowa >.>
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Posted 5/29/14

uncletim wrote:

after 25 years of marriage the answer is always no unless you like sleeping on couch


had an uncle say when a man gets married there are very 2 important law...

"if your wrong, admit it. if your right, SHUT UP!"

"If she asks if it makes her butt look big, try to dodge the question (change the subject), never say yes, you will die"

he's been married for 37 years so I guess it works
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27 / M / Texas
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Posted 5/29/14
"So that's what we're going to do today? Fight?"
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48 / M / Upstate NY
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Posted 5/29/14

uncletim wrote:

after 25 years of marriage the answer is always no unless you like sleeping on couch


At about 10 years of marriage, the answer is YES IT DOES!, Then slap her ass (playfully)

After she is through being mad, then comes the makeup
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57 / M / Canada
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Posted 5/29/14
My response is a reverse question " Do these pants make me look stupid enough to answer that ? " I haven't slept on the couch yet.
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Posted 6/3/14

meteor53 wrote:

My response is a reverse question " Do these pants make me look stupid enough to answer that ? " I haven't slept on the couch yet.


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Posted 6/8/14
It depends
but if yes,
to the wrong person,
run
rrruuuun
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