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Posted 9/13/14
Unfortunately, I had no idea kickboxing still existed, so I went to Bing and Googled the names. Turns out this thread comes up first for links to Rupert McCormick kickboxing.
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Posted 9/13/14
Fortunately the internet gives no care for privacy so learning about McCormick's personal life wont be hard to do
Posted 9/13/14
Fortunately there was an empty glass by my bed so I didn't have to get out of bed to pee and keep sleeping, unfortunately a few hours later I drank it when I woke up.
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Posted 9/13/14
Fortunately because enough people have peed in the ocean our eyes see it as blue instead of the algae-filled green it may have been.
Posted 9/14/14
Unfortunately the frangrance industry became bankrupt as people became fond of the ocean,

Taking dips before dates,
interviews,
and other various occasions ~

The rumour it had turn peoples lives around for the better, the perculiar smell being so attractively enchanting.

Fortunate for some eh? ~
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Posted 9/16/14
Fortunately since I do not live near the ocean I can always pee on myself. (am i doing this right?)
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36 / M / in my own little...
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Posted 9/27/14
^yep

unfortunately the strong smell of ammonia that emanates from you is so overbearing that people never go around you, so you are left to live a life of solitude
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Posted 9/27/14
Fortunately during that life of solitude no one decides to break said solitude which means you did not get attacked by aliens while everyone else did.
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47 / M / Пенсильвания, США
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Posted 9/27/14
Fortunately the Aliens' idea of Offensive weaponry was to pelt humanity with various assorted candies, York Peppermint Patties being a primary one due to it's shiny similarity to their craft. On the unfortunate side they infected the next poster with type 2 Diabetes this way.

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Posted 9/27/14 , edited 9/27/14
Fortunately, everybody shall live the way of the rainbow.
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23 / M / England, Yorkshire.
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Posted 9/27/14
Unfortunately you don't understand that rules.
Posted 9/27/14 , edited 9/27/14
UNFORTUNATELY I FUCKED UP DON"T MIND ME D:F:KSDF:KHHSD
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Posted 9/28/14
Fortunately, king of the frogs, who was passing by as part of his evening stroll, was in good mood and forgave all those of the above posters who have messed with the rules.
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Posted 9/29/14
Unfortunately he left a huge toad "stool" on every ones lawn.
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Posted 9/29/14
Fortunately it was made of solid gold
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