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I was abducted by aliens.
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If you were going to lie to me about your experience, would you say that it was real?
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That's not a question.



So?
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Okay, I'll play along...

How was your experience? Are aliens abducting humans for some form of entertainment, like some universal reality TV show?

I can't imagine why they would bother sending you back if they were going to experiment on you... Or did you make a grand escape, with undoubtedly cool special effects and your own awesome theme song?
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Did you hook up with any hot alien women? how was it?
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Did the aliens have some sweet dance moves?

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What did they look like, and how were you treated
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Skreig wrote:

Are you sure the 'aliens' in question weren't just plain 'ol French?
It's a common mistake, as depicted by the 1967 Documentary 'Kung Pow'

I am familiar with the 'French'.


pandrasb wrote:

What did the aliens do to you?

Nothing I couldn't get over.


puellapeanut wrote:

Did the aliens touch you in naughty places?

That's unavoidable. I am a naughty person.


minatothegreatjiraiya wrote:

How did you feel afterwards?

I'm fine -_-


qualeshia3 wrote:

Why did my curiosity bring me here?

Magic.


Animegirlzvstheworld wrote:

Mmm... we better find some aliens.
Otherwise they will invade our castle.

Your castle is safe. The aliens told me it was a crumbly piece of shit.


MonkeysxMoo35 wrote:

Are they following lead by the High Prophets of the Covenant trying to find the seven sacred Halo rings to achieve a god-like state and kill every human in the Milky Way just because they are said to be descendants of the almighty Forerunner race, creator of the Halos and many other alien structures found through the galaxy? If so, please contact the UNSC for farther assistance.

No. Believe it or not, they were not specifically that.


trinkit wrote:

Speculatively, aliens do not travel billions of light-years to abduct just anyone at random, they must have requirements that subjects of attention must meet. Why are some people more attractive to aliens than others? Do they simply determine that they are eager to study a dental hygienist with a tattoo, or maybe a fat person who drives a vintage VW Bug? And why do they find corn fields so fascinating?

Mabe the aliens thought "I didn't travel billions of light years to walk away empty handed!"
and those corn fields were done by bored farmers.


jordancharacter wrote:

Oh my, was it Paul?

No


Jamming777 wrote:

Why did they send you back? Did they catch the legal limit and you were the last one so they had to throw you back. Were you out of the legal weight limits? Did you not make the legal length? Did they get pulled over by the Game Warden and not have their license or it was out of date?

Didn't ask. Didn't care. Could be. Who knows. Doubtful.


xeneria wrote:

there is a chance they were worshipers of the Ori.
if not, which system lord was it? or did Loki start abducting humans again?

There's a chance they could have worshiped anything.


Crysumpom wrote:

Sir J. Did any cows from Termina reside in the vessel in which you were abducted? Or did they even hold Malon in there?

I don't know where the cows were from.


aGreekSudaneseGerman wrote:

What did you smoke?

I see you're at the age of not believing.


They had air conditioning.


MakotoKamui wrote:

If you were going to lie to me about your experience, would you say that it was real?

Who knows what I'd say if I were going to lie to you.


So paraphrase it in a way that engages with the conversation.


Karbunos wrote:

How was your experience? Are aliens abducting humans for some form of entertainment, like some universal reality TV show?

I can't imagine why they would bother sending you back if they were going to experiment on you... Or did you make a grand escape, with undoubtedly cool special effects and your own awesome theme song?


It was OK, you should try it some time. There was lots of blood but they said it was for "Scientific research" so mabe I was the control sample.


demo_Animation wrote:

Did you hook up with any hot alien women? how was it?

I'm not into that sort of thing.


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If I were a technologically advanced alien capable of interstellar travel, would I go all the way to another planet light years away to abduct their dumbest? I don't think so.

Then don't.


CoryandStuff wrote:

Did the aliens have some sweet dance moves?

It wasn't a party.


GerryO wrote:

What did they look like, and how were you treated

They looked like aliens, you'd know them if you saw them.
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Were you kidnapped and probed by this thing?

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CoffeeGodEddy wrote:

Were you kidnapped and probed by this thing?


No.
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Sir_jamesalot wrote:


CoffeeGodEddy wrote:

Were you kidnapped and probed by this thing?


No.


Had me up to this point. then I knew EVERYTHING was a lie.
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well that was a good 5-10 minutes i spent reading the reply's,

thank you sir and good day!
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