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How to Properly pas Gas in Public
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Posted 1/29/14 , edited 1/29/14
Nothing fancy for me. If I gotta belt one out, I lift leg and let the good times roll. And I don't care where I am or who is around me. Farts are nature's comedy and I plan to cherish each and every one. You know what farts I like best? The ones that are so dense and noxious that NOAA picks it up on Doppler Radar and all the plants turn yellow.

But I do appreciate the delicate "Whispers In The Night Fart"...you know the kind...almost silent, but not quite....the one that sounds like a bicycle tire losing it's air very slowly. And if it's nice and hot(not referring to room temperature, I'm talking 'bout rim temperature), you know the person or persons sitting next to you are in for a veritable olfactory medley. Welcome to flavor country.
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Posted 1/29/14
haha farts r funny.
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Posted 1/29/14
nothin' but guts
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Year-end cleaning. Closing threads with no new posts since 2014.
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