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Let's Break Up
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47 / M / pergatory
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Posted 2/14/14
Bah! Valentines day is just some bullshit reason for Hallmark to sell cards. F that shit and F you! I don't need you! All I need is this bottle, these porno flicks, and this tube of K-Y jelly, and maybe some napkins if I can't find some article of clothing you left here!

Look! I'm going through some shit lately, and I just can't handle the pressure of living up to the standards that you want. I think it is time you find someone who will be able to provide that lifestyle you seem to want so desperately. I'm going to run solo for a while.
Posted 2/14/14
Finally! I was gathering the courage to tell you the same statement. The handcuffs stay with me though. >_<


Listen, I instantly realized that I am far superior than you in every aspect. Please grab your belongings and leave immediately! >:3
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22 / M / California
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Posted 2/14/14
oh it's like that now ? after all been through ? ah shit.


we're done . i got feelings for my computer's os .
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Posted 2/14/14
Is that so?

I'm leaving you to marry a dating sim.
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Posted 2/15/14
2D, huh? Well, that makes sense, you always did flatter yourself. Heh.

Look, if I stay with you, you'll be in danger. I know I screwed up when I was a kid, and now that follows me anywhere. I don't regret anything, but if you got hurt, I'd regret everything. Please go on and find a new life, mine was already a mess before you got here. Sorry if it was hard on you. Stay well.
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Posted 2/15/14 , edited 2/15/14
My mom tried to tell me that it wouldn't last, and that I should be trying to find someone who will support me and help me grow. I never wanted to admit it, but I guess she was right about you............Sob!

I'm sorry, but I've decided to forgo the shackles of ordinary life, to transcend the mediocre day to day existence, and to follow in the footsteps of Buda. To that end, I am hence forth leading a life of abstinence and meditation! Ohm......ohm.....ohm!
Posted 2/15/14 , edited 2/15/14
Okay, since you spelled Buddha wrong, I guess I will let you go.

What happened? I don't know, either.
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Posted 2/15/14
Failure to communicate, I guess. Heck, I didn't even know we were dating, so it's no loss to me!

So... I'm leaving. Not just you, I'm leaving the state. Maybe even the country. Nothing about this situation works for me anymore.
Posted 2/15/14
B-But, what am I supposed to do with the shrine of you?!


I'm sorry, my sexuality doesn't include your specimen.
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Posted 2/15/14
dang, I was about to share this shake with you.

I want you to know....Its not me, its you. You're a PIG! You expect me to always clean up after you?!?! I'm not your maid! Don't bother calling me. I already changed my number. Bye!
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Posted 2/16/14
but baby, you are the apple of my eye!! D:

you always leave the toilet seat up, so I'm breaking up with you.
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Posted 2/16/14
^i only forgive you merryuu^-^

its to remind you to clean the toilet lol

you changed.
Posted 2/16/14 , edited 2/16/14
The more things change, the more they stay the same.... bye *worlds smallest violin~♫*



Oh. My cars a piece of sh-t huh? Ok, Have fun walkin' to your mothers from here, b--ch! *vrooooom*
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26 / M / Vancouver, BC.
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Posted 2/16/14
NO WAIT! I JUST MEANT YOUR PONTIAC DOESN'T MATCH MY LIFE STYYYYYYYyyyyyyyllllleee!!!!!....




Babe, there's something you must know...I'm into the opposite sex of which you are. *beep* <end message>
Posted 2/16/14
Babe, thats cool,
Can i just help you find the right guy?
All i want in return is to be able to watch everytime things heat up a lil. <3

I cant do this anymore, its not right to treat you this way, no more pretending here. *sigh*
I just dont look at you the way i look at food.

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