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Let's Break Up
Posted 2/16/14
Fine! You became selfish and refused to serve by my side to conquer the world anyway. >:3


It is time for us to separate. When you farted in your sleep, I knew it was not meant to be. >_<
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Posted 2/16/14
Hey, you were the one who started in with the Dutch Oven! Don't you think we can work past this?

I don't really want to leave, but after seeing you in the tub... with your brother... I don't know what else to do. I mean, it wasn't his back you were washing...
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Posted 2/16/14
Hey it saves water and besides he dropped the soap first

I can not share the bed with you and your Sarah Palin waifu pillow. I am leaving
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Posted 2/16/14 , edited 2/16/14
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? Are you watching... yaoi , My, your hallucinating! Perhaps it was the steam! The mirror must've done something, or YOU! YOU CAN BE LYING!

----Response^---

Uh...I don't think we were meant together, I saw a love letter on our apartments doorstep.
Posted 2/17/14
Oh, that was the bill I gave you to pay for. Oops.

We are like ramen noodles. If there's no hot water, the noodles can't soften.
Posted 2/17/14


^ Well. The waters cold.... LIKE YOUR HEART! OnO

v I'm sorry babes. You're just slide off. You should have known that when I picked you up at a gas station. Here's some bus money.
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Posted 2/18/14
douche! can I have a couple of bucks for snack too?

its not you, its me...you'll find someone better
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Posted 2/18/14
I don't want anyone else! I want you! I've never felt this way about anyone before! Please don't leave me! Sob!

I need to find someone who is more in tune with my needs. I'm sorry, but it just isn't working for us. We can still be friends though!
Posted 2/18/14
Hmm, no one separates from me and will exist another day! Accept your doom and greet my strawberry of torture device. >_<


After living together for three months, I have came to a conclusion that your presence disgusts me. Leave at once! >:3
Posted 2/18/14
Wait a minute. We WERE dating? I thought you just wanted a sex mate.

Let's break up
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Posted 2/18/14
Fine by me, your eyebrows were weird anyway.

I'm sorry it has to be this way. The time we had was magical. But now, I'm all out of MP....
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Posted 2/19/14 , edited 2/20/14
Finally, your passive AOE was getting to me anyway, try bathing. I'm going to level up just by not being in your party.


Hey, hand me the car keys for a minute. Thanks. [runs]

v [yells while running] Who said I was planning to drive? Driving has made you fat. And SLOOOOWWWW....
Posted 2/19/14
Car keys? You don't even know how to drive. Here, babe, I will take you instead. ;)

Let's have break up sex first.
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Posted 2/20/14
You insolent brat how dare u...

I want some space for myself...
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Posted 2/20/14
You mean you didn't like me calling you six times a day every hour?

We've been drifting apart and its time to admit we don't have anything between us anymore.
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