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Let's Break Up
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Posted 2/20/14
You are so right! Besides, I'm sick of doing the reach around every time!

How could you? I'll never trust you again! I feel so used! Sob!
Posted 2/20/14
lol desperado

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Posted 2/20/14
Fine, then. I never did like your sour face, anyways.

You know, I just don't like you anymore. I think I'll leave, and purge your existence from my thoughts with alcohol and other men.
Posted 2/20/14
I understand it wasnt working out with us.

You know that i loved you but you didnt look my way. Is this the end....? Yes I'll take my leave from you and find someone new
Posted 2/20/14
Shinji Junior, I, Shinji Senior, will never ever ever ever ever let you find happiness. NEEEVAAARRRRH.

Yeah, boombadiibappapppa. It means our bombs are going to explode. RUN.
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Posted 2/21/14
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow;
Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.

None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master:
His songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster. [Kicks chao_mein backwards so he lands arse-first on the bomb ]


You know, I just had a bad breakup with a bombass, and frankly, you are just the rebombed. I'm sorry, but I never really loved you, it's just, my ego was crushed and I needed someone.
Posted 2/25/14
-yawn- Are you done? Good, now let's go for McD


Let's break up, you make me go crazy, so crazy.
Posted 2/25/14
Oh... finally, im glad i wasnt the one that had to bring it up. Later!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSgy6XWsDz4
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Posted 2/25/14
Our feelings mutual here....
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Posted 2/25/14
Red really is your color, bar none. Too bad I'm into another color: blue-green.
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Posted 2/26/14
After all the years we've been together your going to drop me just like that! You will be hearing from my lawyers! That's right! I said LAWYERS with an S as in more than one!

I like you! You are young, and you have a great future! Don't burden yourself with an old bum like me. Go find someone who will lift you up, not drag you down with them!
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Posted 2/28/14
^ 2 days later: "Huh? Oh, I"m sorry dear. Did you say something? I was busy reading up on the finer points of tax laws on the moon, going to work, making and cooking food, bathing and sleeping and so on... and whatever you were nattering just went in one ear, out the other, ho ho! Could you repeat that?

Oh, he left? ... Oh, well, never mind. Let's see, tariffs and the sea of tranquility... oh, here it is... mmmmmm... "


v Saws through the last bit of metal around the shackles... "almost free.. there! Since I drugged the dogs and stole the ammo, now all that's left is to call 911... I'll see you pay for your crimes, honey... "
Posted 2/28/14
^ Though, admittedly, the whole ordeal was kinda adventurous. Where was this crypiccrunch 2 years ago? I think with a little tweaking, and less blood, this could work for both of us. What do ya say? Another chance?


v Well I'm sorry it's come to this. But.. you.. you ATE THE LAST OF THE BEN & JERRYS!. How could you do this to me!? I thought we had something special! Was it all a game to you!?... Just to get my delicious ice cream? I can't even look at you. Just... just leave.
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Posted 2/28/14
^ you see, YES IT WAS ALL DAMN GAME OKAY? all i ever wanted is to eat that SO MY GOD YUM ben & jerrys ice cream. You mean nothing to me anyway. IM LEAVING!! SEE IF I CARE.

v listen i .. um.. i dont think this is gonna work because well, you know.. my parents dont like you.. OKAY FINE I JUST HATE THAT YOUR FART SMELLS LIKE SHIT. I cant take it anymore im sorry.
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Posted 2/28/14 , edited 2/28/14
You took the word right out of my fingers, and beside your arrogantness annoying me and i can't take it any longer.
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