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Let's Break Up
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It doesn't matter.
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Posted 2/28/14 , edited 2/28/14
I flipped a coin and it was heads. You have to go now.

But I flipped a coin! IT WAS HEADS!
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47 / M / pergatory
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Posted 2/28/14
Tails! I win! You loose your head! Off with his head!

Please! I was never your huckleberry, and I never will be! Let the cards lay where they fall! Adios and via con dios!
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Posted 3/3/14
Well...I have a gun and a shovel in the back of my car, shall we put it to good use? or do you want to get back in the car and come home where YOU BELONG. No matter what you choose...you'll remain mine forever...your one in only! OH HOW ROMANTIC IS THAT! I love you.

Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
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30 / M / Providence
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Posted 3/3/14
^ What!? But who else is gonna rub your ta-tas like do?

v Sorry, it's over. I need the room on my phones contacts list.
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U'r so mean.... Lets break up than...
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24 / M / Bed
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Posted 3/3/14 , edited 3/3/14
(meant for legion but oh well XD)

^ B-b-but we can still email...tweet...facebook...snail mail?!

v I'm sorry but your shoes just don't make that squeaky sound like they used to when we walked together. Its over.
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^ That wasn't actually my shoes. If I had known, I would have eaten more yams.

v I have a song for you.


"Sometimes you have to break up, to make up, it's sad but it's true,
It's so cheap to rhyme with true, but what can you do?
I say we break up this relationship, scuttle it too,
So later we can make up some lov'n foundue...
oooooo... oHOOooohhoooooooo... yeaa....
don't tie me down, babe, and be like the fluUUUUUUUU....
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Posted 3/4/14
Yeah, sounds good.

Look. I don't do emotion. So I'm dumping you for non emotional reasons. Like how I found someone more attractive.
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47 / M / pergatory
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Posted 3/10/14
But that's impossible! There is no one better than me! You are a fool, and you will live to regret this decision!

This whole daylight savings thing has me out of whack. Please! I need you to give me some space. Don't call me. Good bye!
Posted 3/10/14
Only the white man would cut a foot of the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and think he has a longer blanket. With that said, go pound salt, Sweetcheeks.


You knew what this was. I left your money on the dresser. Now get out, before my wife comes home.
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25 / F / in the land of th...
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Posted 3/10/14
Dust to dust baby. Your money's dust, your wifey is dust, and in about 5 minutes, double, double you and your house........


you guessed it, Dust...



KIck mud, Arse hole!!
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Posted 3/10/14 , edited 3/10/14
^ I wouldn't bother kicking you, love, especially there. It's not like you are habit forming, i was only here cause you seemed so needy, Dash-R.


v What we had was so... eh, it really was pretty pedestrian. So, I'm walking.



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27 / F / Humping the Border
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Posted 3/11/14 , edited 3/11/14
You speak to me as if I care what direction you wonder off into. Please, go and flounder about in your resolution that holds no bounds. I'm done with your trifles.

v There isn't much to say, really. We had our time in the sun. Now it's over. No, no. Don't be needy. It's unattractive.
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Posted 3/11/14
Its because i wanted to eat your knee socks isn't it, but i thought you would accept me for who i am but i guess it was impossible. Then i guess have to go on a journey to find the legendary knee sock of excalibur


Im sorry but i can't stand that your left eye brown is a bit thicker than your right, so it's over i'm breaking up!
Posted 3/12/14
No, you cannot tell me that you messed up my eyebrow while trying to perfect it.

I can't keep dating you if my fart smells better than you.

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