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What's the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you?
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Last night I was staying over at my sister's place when my nephew, who is now 4, walks into where I was sleeping and he stood over me for who knows how long, holding a butter knife. I woke up sensing that there was someone in the room and he actually startled the shit out of me, I said "hey buddy, what's up?" he said "The person in my room said to give this to you". Turns out he was actually sleep walking.
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That's pretty creepy...

I train a bunch of kids, football, and just last week one of them was squatting in the corner of the field while the game went on, I told him to get involved and he stood up and turned around with a football up his shirt and explained to me, with a dead straight face cradling the football like a baby:

"I am a chicken, I will lay an egg, and you will call me unicorn boy"

He's 9.

He then proceeded to turn around and make noises as he attempted to lay an egg.

Needless to say, I left him there and carried on the session without him.
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a f*ck you from a toddler
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i was playing with my little cousin and we pretended we were being chase by some monsters and then with super cheerful voice an bright eyes, she said to me she was going to chop it up and severe its limbs and put its head on a pedestal she can look at before she goes to sleep every night

lol it creeped me out a little since she was 5 at the time!! idk i thnk she got that idea from watching her dad play bloody video games all the time !!! she has said other gory stuff to me since then every time we play! what makes it worse is how innocently she says these thing!!
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My distant cousin (when he was small) came over years ago. While I watched him, he said that one day he would grow up to marry me, and if I didn't like him he would "hurt me bad".

It didn't hurt that he was holding a plastic sword at the time.

Maybe this is why we didn't keep in touch...But last time I heard about him, he was in Juvenile.

Best part about all this? It's all true.
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imaginings wrote:

i was playing with my little cousin and we pretended we were being chase by some monsters and then with super cheerful voice an bright eyes, she said to me she was going to chop it up and severe its limbs and put its head on a pedestal she can look at before she goes to sleep every night

lol it creeped me out a little since she was 5 at the time!! idk i thnk she got that idea from watching her dad play videogame all the time !!! she has said other gory stuff to me since then every time we play!


Okay, guys! You heard her! So if some small little child kills me, obviously, shes at fault. Jeez. Blimey kids, thinking it's okay to main and kill us decent working monster folk.

Creepiest thing a child said to me? Well. I can't think of anything. Usually I'm the person to say weird, scary, or unsettling things.
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"I wanna go shoot people!"

One of my cousins declared this loudly during a family get together. Being somewhat drunk at the time, it took me a bit to figure out that she wanted to play a video game I had shown her several months prior.

Not THAT creepy but...disconcerting at the moment.
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"They're coming to kill us"
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I don't spend much time around kids... cause I don't like them... so this is the best I got..
I was going to the ocean with a friend and her son for the day but her car broke down before we got there. So as we were waiting for AAA to show up, her 4yr old son said,"I hate my miserable life, why is it taking me so long to die!"
Not really creepy.. just really freakin funny!
Posted 2/16/14
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I don't like kids. I probably sound heartless, but I really don't. I try to avoid them as much as possible. lol So I've never had anything creepy said to me.
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27 / M / The heart of Linc...
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Too many creepy things like "Why does shooting 1 person over the other make a difference?" or "insects don't fight back when i use a magnifying glass. Sinvce you don't fight back does that make you weak like the insect?"

There are way too many creepy things kids are saying, like "why is it ok for adults to love one another and not us 10 year olds?"

My cousins kid once came to me, fussing my dog & said "She's not well is she." I said no, but she's not in pain so she could live a few more years. "She's going to die soon. Will she be buried llike granddad Tony?" It's been well over a years since he said it, thankfully my dog is still going but sadly she is nearing the end of her life. What scares me is that he referred to his granddad, my uncle tony whom he never met and has never been told about him since he's only about 5-ish. Thus this truly unnerved me, how did he know of such things, cos he went to mention him again, almost as if he knew him which is impossible cos he died well over 15 years ago.

Scary!!


Also found some young 12 year olds running and forcibly smashing a vending machine. They were talking as if it's ok to cause vandalism & that they were doing a service to the other passengers at the station. Yet they were also talking about erotica related stuff, which strikes me that they were way too young to comprehend such detailed acts. People went to tell them off/keep it down, they only produced such swear words/phrases that also seem to advance for them to have said it.
Am i just old fashioned, naive to think children should be children and not acting like adults?
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BearzYo wrote:

That's pretty creepy...

I train a bunch of kids, football, and just last week one of them was squatting in the corner of the field while the game went on, I told him to get involved and he stood up and turned around with a football up his shirt and explained to me, with a dead straight face cradling the football like a baby:

"I am a chicken, I will lay an egg, and you will call me unicorn boy"

He's 9.

He then proceeded to turn around and make noises as he attempted to lay an egg.

Needless to say, I left him there and carried on the session without him.


What the f*ck!? That's mental.
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22 / M / Michigan
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It wasn\t anything that was said but one time one of my cousins told his brother to put his mouth on the bathtub faucet and he turned it on while his mouth was on it.

They were like toddlers so obviously they didn't know it was unsanitary. luls
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