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What's the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you?
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Posted 2/22/14 , edited 2/22/14
An eight year old girl said, "what was 9/11 like? I wish I could have seen everyone die like you did!" What the actual f**k is wrong with these kids?
Posted 2/22/14

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sevenhells wrote:

Are crabs humans?


WALK LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE!


Does reverse-handed masturbation feel like a vagina, dad?
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Posted 2/23/14

MadGuru636 wrote:

My God... I hope at least half of these are fake


I really wish mine were faked. Damn scary if you ask me.
Posted 2/23/14 , edited 2/23/14

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I don't know any kids that talk yet :(..and kids only stare at me creepily.

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My cousins kid once came to me, fussing my dog & said "She's not well is she." I said no, but she's not in pain so she could live a few more years. "She's going to die soon. Will she be buried llike granddad Tony?" It's been well over a years since he said it, thankfully my dog is still going but sadly she is nearing the end of her life. What scares me is that he referred to his granddad, my uncle tony whom he never met and has never been told about him since he's only about 5-ish. Thus this truly unnerved me, how did he know of such things, cos he went to mention him again, almost as if he knew him which is impossible cos he died well over 15 years ago.

Scary!!




You know, that thing about the grandad isn't actually scary. It's amazing. Have you ever seen the video about these children who all lived a second time? They will talk about their past lives as they grow up. Baffling adults and psychologists. Maybe in a past life that kid knew your grandad. People think the unknown is so frightful.

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Posted 2/23/14
"Can I have an advance on my pocket money dad"
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Posted 2/23/14
"G-d is here daddy, he is in my head, it tickles".
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Posted 2/23/14
i was having a somewhat homoerotic conversation with my friend, when her little brother comes along and calls me a faggot... not really creepy, but definitely something you don't expect an 8 year old to say to you.
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Posted 2/23/14
My little nephew one day came up to me an exclaimed that he had to go poop. I yelled at him and told him that WE DO NOT DO THAT.
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Posted 2/23/14
I've never had them say anything creepy, but I know that 1 or 2 years ago at a restaurant there was a kid in a play area. I was in it too (yeah I was 15/16 in a play area with my brother but no-one else was really around so I didn't give a crap) and this kid who was about 3 or 4 walked over and started punching me in the leg with an angry look on his face. No idea what that was about.
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Posted 2/23/14

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Last night I was staying over at my sister's place when my nephew, who is now 4, walks into where I was sleeping and he stood over me for who knows how long, holding a butter knife. I woke up sensing that there was someone in the room and he actually startled the shit out of me, I said "hey buddy, what's up?" he said "The person in my room said to give this to you". Turns out he was actually sleep walking.


one for you Jay

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Posted 2/23/14
Once i told a little girl that i knew to not do something so she turned around smiling threw the doll she was holding violently against the wall and said SHUT UP OR ILL OFF YOU
Posted 2/23/14

MadGuru636 wrote:

My God... I hope at least half of these are fake


Lol scared are we?
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Posted 2/24/14
"Give me some West Coast!"
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Posted 2/24/14
I can't really recall anything but kids creep me out in general, so.
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Posted 2/24/14
"Just so you know, I can eat you...." My little sister's friend.
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