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What's the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you?
Posted 2/24/14

kokorowohiraite wrote:

I can't really recall anything but kids creep me out in general, so.


Me too. Holding my older brother's baby was the scariest thing I've experienced in my life. Kept on imagining that she's somehow break a bone from just holding her.
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"Will you be my gf?" ... Yes... somehow I only attract kids >__________> It would be nice if once in awhile someone my age is attracted to me too!
Posted 2/26/14
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Posted 2/26/14
While on a drive to a convention (A BIRTHING CONVENTION, HA GOT YOU YOU WEEABOOS), one of my 6 year old sisters said, totally deadpan, "I smell fear."

We then proceeded to laugh our asses off.
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Posted 2/26/14

pootato wrote:

"Will you be my gf?" ... Yes... somehow I only attract kids >__________> It would be nice if once in awhile someone my age is attracted to me too!


If that picture is to be believed, someone slightly closer to your age is (wink wink nudge nudge hint hint).
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Posted 2/26/14

pirththee wrote:

My neighbors four year old walking around and singing ,"Momma had a baby and it's head popped off."


lol, I sang that too till my mom told me to stop. Was she properly knocking the heads off dandelion flowers as she did it?
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Posted 2/26/14

TheCoolAlchemist wrote:


pirththee wrote:

My neighbors four year old walking around and singing ,"Momma had a baby and it's head popped off."


lol, I sang that too till my mom told me to stop. Was she properly knocking the heads off dandelion flowers as she did it?
Actually it was a boy,second youngest of nine.When I didn't react,(I'd been a parent too long), he then proceeded in his diminutive cherubic way to explain his smug little witty ditty.He was just totally perplexed as to why this adult couldn't grasp such an extraordinarily simple concept.He finally gave up and went back home dragging his frayed blanket through the noxious deposits left by the chickens and geese.He's about 34 now.I heard he is a programmer.
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