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I have three words for you: Deep. Blue. Sea.

The movie is absolutely a train wreck, but I can't look away! I love it. The cheese, the way the characters take everything so seriously, LL Cool J's whole sub-plot running parallel to the main plot, Samuel L. Jackson eaten by a shark. What more do you want from a craptastically awesome movie?
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Posted 10/22/14

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What about Street Fighter the Movie? Sure, the film is barely identical to the fighting game series we come to know and love - Dee Jay and Zangief are bad guys, Sagat is an arms dealer rather than a fighter, etc - but it still packs an arsenal of humor that, somewhat, saves it from being a Z-grade flick. For one, who could forget Bison's one-liner "But for me, it was Tuesday"? That was comically priceless, considering its blatant randomness. Besides, some of the characters don't live up to their original designs in the games, it's hilarious. If you know Charlie from SFA, then you'll be shocked to realize that
Even funnier is the fact this movie spawned a game based on it for PSX and Sega Saturn. Overall, SF the Movie proves that, IMO, only in comedy does the worse equals the better!


YES. This is exactly what I thought of when I saw this thread.
"Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their Queen."
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Posted 10/22/14

mdmrn wrote:

I have three words for you: Deep. Blue. Sea.

The movie is absolutely a train wreck, but I can't look away! I love it. The cheese, the way the characters take everything so seriously, LL Cool J's whole sub-plot running parallel to the main plot, Samuel L. Jackson eaten by a shark. What more do you want from a craptastically awesome movie?


Deepest Bluest my hat is like a shark's fin.
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Posted 10/22/14

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Sonicx360 wrote:

What about Street Fighter the Movie? Sure, the film is barely identical to the fighting game series we come to know and love - Dee Jay and Zangief are bad guys, Sagat is an arms dealer rather than a fighter, etc - but it still packs an arsenal of humor that, somewhat, saves it from being a Z-grade flick. For one, who could forget Bison's one-liner "But for me, it was Tuesday"? That was comically priceless, considering its blatant randomness. Besides, some of the characters don't live up to their original designs in the games, it's hilarious. If you know Charlie from SFA, then you'll be shocked to realize that
Even funnier is the fact this movie spawned a game based on it for PSX and Sega Saturn. Overall, SF the Movie proves that, IMO, only in comedy does the worse equals the better!


YES. This is exactly what I thought of when I saw this thread.
"Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their Queen."

What made Street Fighter: The Movie fun to watch was Raul Julia. It was his last film before he died, but he acted the crap out of M. Bison. He took the character as they presented it & did a fantastic job. Worth every minute I wasted on that movie.
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Posted 10/31/14
Me and my friend once watched Titanic 2 on Netflix. It was hilarious our cheeks were sore from laughing.
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Posted 12/10/14
Mighty Joe Young! I watch it when I'm sick, or have nothing else to do!
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cheeto5000 wrote:


Sonicx360 wrote:

What about Street Fighter the Movie? Sure, the film is barely identical to the fighting game series we come to know and love - Dee Jay and Zangief are bad guys, Sagat is an arms dealer rather than a fighter, etc - but it still packs an arsenal of humor that, somewhat, saves it from being a Z-grade flick. For one, who could forget Bison's one-liner "But for me, it was Tuesday"? That was comically priceless, considering its blatant randomness. Besides, some of the characters don't live up to their original designs in the games, it's hilarious. If you know Charlie from SFA, then you'll be shocked to realize that
Even funnier is the fact this movie spawned a game based on it for PSX and Sega Saturn. Overall, SF the Movie proves that, IMO, only in comedy does the worse equals the better!


YES. This is exactly what I thought of when I saw this thread.
"Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their Queen."


The Bison Dollars are my favorite part of that movie:)

Have to also mention the truly ridiculous live action He Man movie, the Mario movie ("Trust the fungus!"), and the 60s Batman movie, and Rumplestilskin (" What's my name? You Son of a B! Wrong Answer!")
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Posted 12/21/14
Dude Where's My Car is a terrible movie, but I've seen it 10-15 times and I have no shame.
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Posted 12/21/14
Everyone has told me that the original Judge Dredd is a crappy movie... I love it. So many one liners, Stallone just knocks them out, the man is on a role with that film! And the idea of taking the long walk and taking the law to the lawless, come on!! Have to admit Rob Schneider does nearly tip it over the edge to being just awful but he's kept out of it for long enough to maintain the films credibility.
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Posted 12/26/14
Hmm, I'd say Jawbreaker. It's got god awful reviews but I enjoyed it.
I like all the references to older teen films in it as well.
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Posted 1/8/15
Gozilla 1998.
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Posted 1/12/15 , edited 1/12/15
Want to find a bunch of movies that fills the criteria here?

Go pick any FREE Roku channel featuring horror movies.

SOOO MANY so bad its good movies on there

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Posted 1/12/15
Event Horizon. Scary movie!
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Posted 1/21/15
Completely forgot about Convoy!!!! You can't beat a bit of Kris Kristofferson and that guy from Airwolf battling it out on the roads. Just doesn't get the airplay it deserves.
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