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Posted 5/31/14

dmguaragno wrote:

I took a crap in my neighbor's front yard because their dog took a crap in mine. An eye for an eye is my life's code.


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Well, I love making children cry. The pleasure I get from this is irreplaceable! I used to let my cousin, when she was barely a year old, sit on the edge of a high chair or table and step away from her. She would literally freeze and I would pretend to leave her until she cries. That was a few years ago and now when we see each other, she would always run up to me to give me a hug and in my head I'd go "if only you could remember *maniacal laugh here*".

I'd still do it to other babies now if I could. Weirdly though, I love babies! O_O
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I regularly imagine myself curbstomping my cat's tail while he's eating out of his food bowl.
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stealing glances
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I don't think I really need to answer this question...we all know I am pure evil....and I do naughty things...always.
Posted 5/31/14

dmguaragno wrote:

I took a crap in my neighbor's front yard because their dog took a crap in mine. An eye for an eye is my life's code.



lol. should have got a skunk to do a stink
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I wouldn't go into a long-winded speech about how the hero is powerless to stop my evil plan (which would give hime time to stop me) before I kill him. I'd just kill him right then and there kukukuku
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I once broke a guy's heart by pretending to be a girl and flirted with him in an online game and then break the new to him.
Well i would say he deserved it since he is a famous griefer in that online game that i played and he regularly pk newbie.

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Posted 5/31/14
You see, I'm the most evil sandwich ever created. I was forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.

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^ you forgot dijon mustard.

I once stole books...yeah...I am not very evil...
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I am going to send everyone to the 2D universe where you can look right and you can look left but you can't look up.
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I was working at Taco bell for work experience and gave a vegetarian a meat burrito on purpose as a joke wrapped in a veg paper. She didn't even know until she took a huge bite into it. It was so funny at the time but it was so bad. I apologised (said it was a order error) and quit.
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Posted 9/1/14

Steffiekun wrote:

I once broke a guy's heart by pretending to be a girl and flirted with him in an online game and then break the new to him.
Well i would say he deserved it since he is a famous griefer in that online game that i played and he regularly pk newbie.

Evil enough ?


HAHA XD
Posted 9/3/14
I will be sweet first to find our your weakness then whisper your weakness in graphic, detailed scenes before you fall asleep at night. ^^
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I used to work in a photo lab and during my last week I just didn't care anymore. Customer got pissy with me because the machine was broke or something and he needed his passport picture taken right that second for some reason. He then asks me for directions to this place across town, I gave him the directions knowing full well they didn't even do passport photos. Be nice to employees.
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