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What is your dream romance scenario?
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McDerp wrote:

Orly? Anything I want? ...................
In all seriousness, I don't really have this fantastic fantasy dream that others seem to have commented on, but still impossible to achieve.



Of the others I read in this thread, I kinda like yours the most. x3 Mostly because I identify most with it. I wouldn't really say it is impossible to achieve, after all, I met my boyfriend in a similar matter (through Xbox Live, though, not Blizzard games, BUT we both enjoy Blizzard as well ). It's good to dream a little, but never assume it's impossible. (Unless of course it is quite literally impossible, like a unicorn or something...lol)
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Man, how do y'all come up with the courage to share these lol.
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Oh wow, this is embarrassing. :s

Okay, I'm driving along a deserted highway, and there's this car which is obviously stuck down the side. I look over and there's a figure of a woman opening her bonnet to a plume of black smoke, and she's coughing her lungs out. My first thought is 'boy I don't care' - but the smoke slowly disappears like some stage act, and right there under the spotlight is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I park next to her car and get out. She eyes me questioningly, and I eye her objectively: trashy denim-shorts, huge tits, long blonde hair and an ample amount of makeup on her face. My favourite breed.

"Can I help you?" She asks in a an accent hard to place, my guess was German or around there. Though my sub-conscious thoughts are thoroughly pushed away as I take her all in. Could such a woman exist? She grew on me like a colony of E.Coli, and I was room-temperature Canadian beef. My heart was a night-club, with its rhythmic bass, and the ominous presence of the huge black studio camera on the side of my face made me anxious. So many things to feel, so much to experience. Taking my chances in the porn industry was the right choice.

The director glared me fiercely, yet he was bored and irritated, just how my ex-girlfriend felt about our sex life. But that was okay, the feeling was mutual. Her glare after me telling her about my career was the same as the director's. He gets pissed off fast when I don't act my parts quick, as far as he was concerned, the male actor is not the star of the show. I took the hint and resumed my script.

"No, how can I help you ?"


This is not serious I just enjoyed writing it. Seriously
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josiah_sarunn wrote:

Oh wow, this is embarrassing. :s

Okay, I'm driving along a deserted highway, and there's this car which is obviously stuck down the side. I look over and there's a figure of a woman opening her bonnet to a plume of black smoke, and she's coughing her lungs out. My first thought is 'boy I don't care' - but the smoke slowly disappears like some stage act, and right there under the spotlight is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I park next to her car and get out. She eyes me questioningly, and I eye her objectively: trashy denim-shorts, huge tits, long blonde hair and an ample amount of makeup on her face. My favourite breed.

"Can I help you?" She asks in a an accent hard to place, my guess was German or around there. Though my sub-conscious thoughts are thoroughly pushed away as I take her all in. Could such a woman exist? She grew on me like a colony of E.Coli, and I was room-temperature Canadian beef. My heart was a night-club, with its rhythmic bass, and the ominous presence of the huge black studio camera on the side of my face made me anxious. So many things to feel, so much to experience. Taking my chances in the porn industry was the right choice.

The director glared me fiercely, yet he was bored and irritated, just how my ex-girlfriend felt about our sex life. But that was okay, the feeling was mutual. Her glare after me telling her about my career was the same as the director's. He gets pissed off fast when I don't act my parts quick, as far as he was concerned, the male actor is not the star of the show. I took the hint and resumed my script.

"No, how can I help you ?"


This is not serious I just enjoyed writing it. Seriously


Hehe. You vill make me shy since you von't take off your pants. That is how you can help me.
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Literally if I can actually meet a cute chill girl who is into anime and or manga the scenario doesn't matter at all haha.
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He treats me right, actually cares and is just fun to be around
Hard to find ://////
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He treats me right, actually cares and is just fun to be around
Hard to find ://////


They do exist Hun, you just gotta keep looking! :3
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Alteredlover wrote:

Of the others I read in this thread, I kinda like yours the most. x3 Mostly because I identify most with it. I wouldn't really say it is impossible to achieve, after all, I met my boyfriend in a similar matter (through Xbox Live, though, not Blizzard games, BUT we both enjoy Blizzard as well ). It's good to dream a little, but never assume it's impossible. (Unless of course it is quite literally impossible, like a unicorn or something...lol)


It doesn't happen often, most communities in general are quite volatile and serve to make you lose IQ points. Good example -->


It's very rare, but it comes down to luck. Knowing RNGesus, I've more luck with becoming president by doing nothing than that happening, but it shouldn't be a priority or you're just desperate. Having friends is always a plus, helps cull them Horde off the face of Azeroth.

Gratz to you for finding one that shares your interests and don't rage-quit on each other.

EDIT: Unicorns are optimistic and cheerful players. Comic's already covered that <You don't exist>
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McDerp wrote:


Alteredlover wrote:

Of the others I read in this thread, I kinda like yours the most. x3 Mostly because I identify most with it. I wouldn't really say it is impossible to achieve, after all, I met my boyfriend in a similar matter (through Xbox Live, though, not Blizzard games, BUT we both enjoy Blizzard as well ). It's good to dream a little, but never assume it's impossible. (Unless of course it is quite literally impossible, like a unicorn or something...lol)


It doesn't happen often, most communities in general are quite volatile and serve to make you lose IQ points. Good example -->


It's very rare, but it comes down to luck. Knowing RNGesus, I've more luck with becoming president by doing nothing than that happening, but it shouldn't be a priority or you're just desperate. Having friends is always a plus, helps cull them Horde off the face of Azeroth.

Gratz to you for finding one that shares your interests and don't rage-quit on each other.

EDIT: Unicorns are optimistic and cheerful players. Comic's already covered that <You don't exist>


Ah, Barrens chat.... though I have to say that I've run into a lot more intelligent people that I've gotten along with on WoW than I have on League of Legends....there's just no hope for that community. o.o
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Ah, Barrens chat.... though I have to say that I've run into a lot more intelligent people that I've gotten along with on WoW than I have on League of Legends....there's just no hope for that community. o.o


That's only because LoL is a PvP focused game. PvP = Rage Inc. WoW has PvE, less rage. WoW also give you more options in general than just the same thing like LoL. Don't wanna go too off-topic, but anonymity makes everyone a man on the internet until proven wrong (except Pornshire; most will be ok with just a female avatar, but that's something else ).
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McDerp wrote:


Alteredlover wrote:
Ah, Barrens chat.... though I have to say that I've run into a lot more intelligent people that I've gotten along with on WoW than I have on League of Legends....there's just no hope for that community. o.o


That's only because LoL is a PvP focused game. PvP = Rage Inc. WoW has PvE, less rage. WoW also give you more options in general than just the same thing like LoL. Don't wanna go too off-topic, but anonymity makes everyone a man on the internet until proven wrong (except Pornshire; most will be ok with just a female avatar, but that's something else ).


True enough.... oh the things I've seen in Goldshire on an RP realm.. xD
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he pays of all my student loans, then i'm definitely sold


You must be one of those people: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=golddigger

But... I don't have a problem with that
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What is this thing called love?


Diesh Ischt Luhv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q
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Dream scenario? Oh damn I got this.

Blue haired gothic lolita clothing girl who digs metal and making her own clothes. IF SHE COULD ONLY LOVE ME BACK.
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