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Posted 3/3/14
Okay so I occasionally orgasm while I'm sleeping n' when it happens I'm all like.....sweet! thanks body and sub-conscience it'd be cool if you want to do that again sometime, go ahead. XD

Maybe if you're a guy and there's some leftover mess, or it's happened in a particularly bad place it could be considered a bad thing but I really don't understand why people view it as a TERRIBLE thing AND LOL YOU DID WUUUUT?! LOOOOOOL PATHETIC

Maybe I'm like Charlie Sheen and it's not really the case but I feel like, what the heck....WINNING!
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Posted 3/3/14
Eh...

Quite an awkward thread you have there, buddy.

Anyway, I don't have wet dreams, I don't want them either.

Waking up in a sticky mess would suck, not to mention, be embarrassing.
Posted 3/3/14
Well this thread is going to be fun to read.
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Topic: Wet Dreams

y u maek dis
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Posted 3/3/14
What should I say, congratulations? Please keep whatever your body does to yourself.
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It's not a terrible thing, it's a biological function. Potentially embarrassing depending on the circumstances yes, other than that... it's a non-issue.
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So what was the dream OP?

In one of mine I was a vampire lord and had a harem, I was like
Posted 3/3/14
funny thing is... it has never happened to me, ever. :-/

and i was one of the horniest teenagers out there.
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Psh, I'm wondering why care about the mess during a wet dream when all ya'll menz slap it around everywhere anyway. Like if you were at a sleepover, sure, that'd kinda suck, but otherwise why not lol

I will say, though, I have been disturbed when one of the dreams turns out being particularly odd. There isn't always a dream accompanying said feelings, or maybe there is and I don't recall but a few of the dreams have been REALLY fucking weird....then I'm like, body.....really?.....>.>....... but I generally have weird dreams so whatever. Sleeping afterwards is extra comfy.
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Honestly, I wouldn't say I ever enjoy the aftermath of a wet dream because it's a bloody mess and kind of annoying to clean up if you're tired and wake up at 5 in the morning. Also it's not the thing you really go around telling others lol. It's a normal bodily function that most people go through though, so people getting all worked up over it is rather childish, yes.
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Well.......the first one involved a big roll of salami, ape-men from planet of the apes marching by in the background, and shackles. None of these things penetrated me they were all simply there in random order and I will not mention particularly how. XD

Another one took place in a supermarket......none of them really involve sex, though. Like I be thinking about flickin' da bean in the supermarket for some reason.
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I haven't had one since puberty, but let me say:
I HATED IT .

I'd always feel sick afterwards, like I'd have a cold the next day, except I didn't. I have a hate towards orgasms since then, because it had a negative impact on my body. It turned out, the reason I was having such dreams was because of...positioning. Haven't had a wet dream in years, and I feel fantastic.
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Posted 3/3/14 , edited 3/3/14
I don't remember my dreams that often, I've never woken up during the night only to realize that my bed was wet sooooo... I would say that it's never happen to me.

Well the rest of this thread is going to fun reading!


GoldenArtex wrote:

None of these things penetrated me they were all simply there in random order and I will not mention particularly how. XD



No, please do share the details whit us... I'm sure everyone here would love to read it!
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Posted 3/3/14 , edited 3/3/14
I think I had one or two when I was like 13. Haven't had any since, and I didn't even know it was possible after puberty o.O
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minatothegreatjiraiya wrote:

I haven't had one since puberty, but let me say:
I HATED IT .

I'd always feel sick afterwards, like I'd have a cold the next day, except I didn't. I have a hate towards orgasms since then, because it had a negative impact on my body. It turned out, the reason I was having such dreams was because of...positioning. Haven't had a wet dream in years, and I feel fantastic.


o.O

.....WTF.....were you lying on it the whole time??? D:

Also it seems I'm the only lady here so far lol......generally when awake to get myself there is quite a bit of effort and took a long time to perfect so just waking up and having the best of it and then falling asleep is just fine with me. But since I enjoy it and encourage it I believe it's happening more frequently.....and after having gotten a little control of dreams in general through my pathetic attempts at lucid dreaming seems to have made it worse. But I don't mind. XD

I guess some of you guys meticulously clean up them jizzums when they come out and are somewhat offended by it but that's funny to hear of. I'm married and if I'm not generally encrusted in spank, then it is somewhere nearby all up on the sheets and on the walls, the cats face and so on......but I suppose if you have someone else coming into your room and inspecting every little spot perhaps that would be a put off.
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