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Why aren't army tanks pink in real life?
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I kno ryt?!

Lyk nuthing sez I'm a [email protected]@$$ lyk a fuckin' pink tank with dem sicckkk rimzzz...

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Phersu wrote:


iLoveBoobies wrote:

Uhm, you want to blend in....so if you were a pink tank in the middle of a forest trying to snipe some B%$tches, you will fail because you're not blending in.


Except it's a tank. You don't 'snipe' with a tank.


Modern tanks can hit targets accurately at ranges approaching three miles. (probably further by now, I've been out of the game for a bit) At that range you could consider it sniping.
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Well_Spoken_Man wrote:


Phersu wrote:


iLoveBoobies wrote:

Uhm, you want to blend in....so if you were a pink tank in the middle of a forest trying to snipe some B%$tches, you will fail because you're not blending in.


Except it's a tank. You don't 'snipe' with a tank.


Modern tanks can hit targets accurately at ranges approaching three miles. (probably further by now, I've been out of the game for a bit) At that range you could consider it sniping.


That's more like artillery than sniping.
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Posted 3/5/14

Phersu wrote:


Well_Spoken_Man wrote:


Phersu wrote:


iLoveBoobies wrote:

Uhm, you want to blend in....so if you were a pink tank in the middle of a forest trying to snipe some B%$tches, you will fail because you're not blending in.


Except it's a tank. You don't 'snipe' with a tank.


Modern tanks can hit targets accurately at ranges approaching three miles. (probably further by now, I've been out of the game for a bit) At that range you could consider it sniping.


That's more like artillery than sniping.


Still needs to be spotted.

that's way 'pixelated' camouflage is so popular now. Most spotting is done by electronic assets rather than the mark 1 eyeball. Look back a few pages at the guys in different camo standing in talk grass. It's a digital photograph and the the guy in pixelated camo almost has the 'predator effect' going on.

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Why aren't they blue instead?
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Giantsgiants wrote:

I was browsing a Grand Theft Auto forum, and I found this picture:



And I was wondering...why don't tanks look like that in real life? Also, why don't they have dollar wheels like in the picture?


I had some boneless chicken at KFC the other night and I was wondering... why do chickens have bones in real life? Why aren't some born without bones?

Me and you, Giants, we're on the same page.
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it's just screaming shoot me
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Why?

Because no one knows my secret plan to turn everything pink, so I can conquer the world. As long as no one figures it out, my forces will be nearly invisible, and the world's armies will be easy pickings. Operation Pinking Shears should be ready to go soon.

It's too late to stop me. I've printed everything on pink paper with a pink background, so no one can read it. Flawless!

Now, everyone should have a copy, so let's begin. I have extras if someone is short a couple.
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Posted 3/5/14
A huge pink tank would be like shouting to a person holding a rocket launcher "Hey! Over here, hit me!"
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That's actually a good question. It's not like you're trying to hide when you're in seventy tons of crawling fortress.
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Lethargic_leopard_Seal wrote:

That's actually a good question. It's not like you're trying to hide when you're in seventy tons of crawling fortress.


You should talk to a Tanker. you might learn something.


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vangosroth wrote:

>>answering this question seriously



Awesome pic and a great explanation. I wanted to make sure it came up again.
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Posted 3/5/14

Well_Spoken_Man wrote:


Phersu wrote:


iLoveBoobies wrote:

Uhm, you want to blend in....so if you were a pink tank in the middle of a forest trying to snipe some B%$tches, you will fail because you're not blending in.


Except it's a tank. You don't 'snipe' with a tank.


Modern tanks can hit targets accurately at ranges approaching three miles. (probably further by now, I've been out of the game for a bit) At that range you could consider it sniping.


the farthest tank kill was 3 1/2 miles made by a British Challenger I in the first gulf war

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They are. Everyone, other than I, is colourblind.
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