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Post Reply ** Is it fate?!
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Posted 3/11/14
Alright so this topic is temporarily endowing everyone with the power to divine! Here is how it will work, I will request an answer to one thing, the next person will give me an answer. It is a little known fact you can't read your own fate so after you give a reading, ask for one of your own!

Here are a few examples:
Person 1: What is my lucky number?
Person 2: 42 / Will I find love soon?
Person 3: Love is waiting for you in three days, you will trip and fall over a bench and hit her from behind! / What is my lucky color?
Person 4: Green!

Lets give this a go!

What is my lucky animal?
Posted 3/11/14
Mouse.

What's your lucky charm that isn't mine?
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Posted 3/12/14
Obviously I'm your lucky charm, that didn't even take the power of the divine!

Will I find happiness at work?
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Posted 3/12/14
Yes, for you will get a raise.

Will I Get a Scholarship?
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Posted 3/12/14
Yes, Oklahoma has a growing need for many oil riggers. See you in Chickasha soon.

Will I get a souvenir brick from the Yellow Brick Road?
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Yes and no, it will not be authentic. However It will still be a brick made in the likeness of the original, crafted by a disgruntled little person who was shafted on royalties because he was only on camera for 15 seconds.

Will I be alright if I travel east?
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Posted 3/12/14
Look toward the raising sun. Don't shy away from the horizon. She is your friend and companion.

Can I overcome this distress?
Posted 3/12/14
I never turn down a damsel. Consider your distress a thing of the past. -CEO of D-STRESS inc.

Is that hole in my shoulder ever going to heal?

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Posted 3/12/14
No, you will continue to pick at it forever.

Will I do well in my maths test today?
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You will do very well, though be wary after exiting the classroom because an unexpected nemesis awaits you!

Should I consider a career in break dancing?
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Posted 3/12/14
Yes you shall, someone awaits to teach you the arts.

Will I get a good grade on my Bio project?
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You're actions now will determine your grade and seeing that you are offline the answer is a hard MAYBE. $10, please.

Can there be room for two when there is only a seat for one in my existence?
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If you move from the physical to the metaphysical realm and split your mind into a second being that "completes" you, it would be possible. Otherwise it's time to upgrade your life to that SUV or your screwed. $20 thanks!

What should I expect from people who wear orange this week?
Posted 3/12/14
Painful eyesight.

What can pepper be soluble in other than milk, yogurt, and other dairy products (just in case I eat something super flaming and can't get a reach of those)?

Posted 3/13/14
Red Naga spares no anus. It will give you roids of unusual size.

Will spring get here already!? (hashtag it's f*cking snowing again!)
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