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Posted 3/13/14
Hang in there buddy. Spring will be here in just 7 days

how do i get here?
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Posted 3/13/14
your not here your dreaming that your here.

What's the meaning of life?
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Posted 3/13/14
The meaning of life is cake, just as in life if you indulge too much you might end up bloated and resentful!

What are my chances of obtaining a harem?
Posted 3/13/14
Slim to none, unless you move to a mormon community, where that heathenism is accepted.

What are next week's winning lottery numbers. (played out, but meh.)
Posted 3/13/14
The numbers that you never thought of.

Where did my peach and apple go when they became one?
Posted 3/13/14
On a magical journey with a little boy hitching a ride

Will Taco ever beat Grilled Cheese in a fight?
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Only with extensive training and with a little help from steroid-chan

If I build it, will they come?
Posted 3/14/14
They as in building inspector. He will come .... and condemn it.

Will Monday be a good day? The fates know what i mean...
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Posted 3/14/14
Monday will be an excellent day, in fact you might be able to avoid scooping baby droppings and win the lottery! It's also highly probably you will begin to poop rainbows!

What is my fortune for the day?

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Posted 3/15/14
Seeing as it is 3:14 am, your fortune is to be found exactly 12 hours from now. At a mystical, mysterious place called The Chinese Buffet. But only after you've partook of their native food and paid tribute to their gods in the form of domestic currency. Then, and only then, will you receive your fortune, and as an added show of good tidings, you will also receive your lucky numbers.

Will my hand ever reach the one I'm trying to help up?
Posted 3/15/14
Nope. You can do no better for them, than they can do for themselves.

Will I find the strength, the will, the detergent ... to do my laundry today?
Posted 3/15/14
Two out of three, you choose the two!

Oh great powers that be. If I shave my beard today will I lose my Sampson like strength?
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Posted 3/15/14
Your strength isn't in your physical body, it is in the truthfulness of your heart and mind. Shave your honesty and you could be in for some trouble!

What will surprise me today???
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Posted 3/15/14
You will be caught flat footed by the stench of destiny, and or you will step in dog poop so watch your step!

Is it true that only I can prevent forest fires?
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Posted 3/15/14
You can, but where else will you cook your stash of bacon?

where should I invade next?
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