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Dear Users, I Have An Arch Nemesis
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I have an arch-nemesis it's name is water. For I need it but it does not need me.
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-Requiem wrote:


evilswitchkix wrote:

His name is Jonathan.

Amazon delivered his cd to my house and my FLCL cd to his house because we have similar addresses.

Now I must take his package to him and make the exchange, but until then Jonathan is my sworn enemy, for he harbors the fruits of my labor.

I must admit I am a tad nervous. Meeting your arch nemesis is never a small task.

I'm fully equipping myself with grenades and a pair of food scissors.

Wish me luck. If I don't return, I wish we could've gotten to know each other better.

Sincerely,

Me

Do you have an arch-nemesis? Do tell!


sigh...

Send your GF over to his house, have her kick him in the N--'s....take your CD...and go home...!!

nuff said...



No nuts; his wife answered!

She seemed ordinary enough. I wonder if she knows her husband is ordering cd's with hard drugs plastered all over the cover...

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The conclusion to this story is that his wife answered after shouting numerous times behind closed doors. The shouts were more like shrieking noises and I couldn't discern if they were male or female. Two dogs ran out to greet me. I handed over the package and she informed me of my noble act and told me they had placed MY PACKAGE in the outgoing mail. I sought out this community mailbox to discover that Jonathan had placed my package ON TOP of the mailbox for the world to see.

That bastard... He truly is, and forever shall be my arch-nemesis.
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evilswitchkix wrote:

The conclusion to this story is that his wife answered after shouting numerous times behind closed doors. The shouts were more like shrieking noises and I couldn't discern if they were male or female. Two dogs ran out to greet me. I handed over the package and she informed me of my noble act and told me they had placed MY PACKAGE in the outgoing mail. I sought out this community mailbox to discover that Jonathan had placed my package ON TOP of the mailbox for the world to see.

That bastard... He truly is, and forever shall be my arch-nemesis.


The glory of FLCL must be shared with the world
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haikinka wrote:


Lowlights wrote:

The kind you find on the net and print out just to burn?


I'm too busy printing out facebook profiles of people I know and burning them


Heh... reminds me of Ministry's "Effigy".
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Posted 3/15/14
I had an arch- nemesis, but he's already dead.
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24 / M / Texas
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Posted 3/15/14
How dare they remove such an epic line!
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