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How much does it hurt when you're hit in the crotch?
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Pleeease be descriptive as possible. Thanks.
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It makes you want to throw up more then it hurts, I'd say. And it hurts a pretty good amount.
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I feel these pangs around the area, and after a while, I also feel this burning sensation which goes around my body, my back, my stomach, etc.
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It aches terribly and you feel like you want to be sick, followed by then wanting to die. It's worse than childbirth, essentially. How do I know? You hear women say they'd like another kid, but you never hear a guy say 'I'd like another kick in the nuts'. P.S. THIS IS A JOKE. I'VE NO DOUBT THAT WITH THE LACKING INCLUSION OF 'LOL' THAT THE CHANCES OF IT BEING A JOKE WIIL FLY OVER MANY PEOPLES HEADS. I AM NOT SERIOUS.
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It's really hard to describe. First time I was hit there was in the football locker room in high school. People were doing "cup checks" and I didn't have mines on as recievers don't wear them.

All I know is that my legs went numb and it felt like I wanted to throw up.
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BLACKOUTMK2 wrote:

It aches terribly and you feel like you want to be sick, followed by then wanting to die. It's worse than childbirth, essentially. How do I know? You hear women say they'd like another kid, but you never hear a guy say 'I'd like another kick in the nuts'.


Haha I wouldn't say that- I'm 100% certain that having a kid would hurt way more than a kick to the nuts.

It's just that having a kid has some positives, i.e., you have a child now, your genes are passed on to the next generation.
A kick in the nuts has no positives, at least not to the person being kicked.
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mdmzero0 wrote:


BLACKOUTMK2 wrote:

It aches terribly and you feel like you want to be sick, followed by then wanting to die. It's worse than childbirth, essentially. How do I know? You hear women say they'd like another kid, but you never hear a guy say 'I'd like another kick in the nuts'.


Haha I wouldn't say that- I'm 100% certain that having a kid would hurt way more than a kick to the nuts.

It's just that having a kid has some positives, i.e., you have a child now, your genes are passed on to the next generation.
A kick in the nuts has no positives, at least not to the person being kicked.


It... It was a joke.
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It... It was a joke.


My bad
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mdmzero0 wrote:


BLACKOUTMK2 wrote:

It... It was a joke.


My bad


No problem.
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It aches terribly and you feel like you want to be sick, followed by then wanting to die. It's worse than childbirth, essentially. How do I know? You hear women say they'd like another kid, but you never hear a guy say 'I'd like another kick in the nuts'. P.S. THIS IS A JOKE. I'VE NO DOUBT THAT WITH THE LACKING INCLUSION OF 'LOL' THAT THE CHANCES OF IT BEING A JOKE WIIL FLY OVER MANY PEOPLES HEADS. I AM NOT SERIOUS.


This is the most funny thing I heard all year.

Anyways, people summed it up like I would. I'd also admit that whether I know it is coming or not it always feels like a surprise. Imagine the terror of a friend/family member randomly popping up/yelling/grabbing at you in a dark room, at least when you're young. It is a mix of the pain others described, the sick feeling and the surprise all together except the shock isn't the chest area like fear, but down below.
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This is the most funny thing I heard all year.

Anyways, people summed it up like I would. I'd also admit that whether I know it is coming or not it always feels like a surprise. Imagine the terror of a friend/family member randomly popping up/yelling/grabbing at you in a dark room, at least when you're young. It is a mix of the pain others described, the sick feeling and the surprise all together except the shock isn't the chest area like fear, but down below.


What I really want to know is why your family or friends are grabbing at your crotch in a dark room.
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BLACKOUTMK2 wrote:

It aches terribly and you feel like you want to be sick, followed by then wanting to die. It's worse than childbirth, essentially. How do I know? You hear women say they'd like another kid, but you never hear a guy say 'I'd like another kick in the nuts'. P.S. THIS IS A JOKE. I'VE NO DOUBT THAT WITH THE LACKING INCLUSION OF 'LOL' THAT THE CHANCES OF IT BEING A JOKE WIIL FLY OVER MANY PEOPLES HEADS. I AM NOT SERIOUS.


it's sad to think this is what periods feel like :((
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What I really want to know is why your family or friends are grabbing at your crotch in a dark room.


Well I assumed someone immature would go that route. We had an ongoing gag in going up stairs, the leg area. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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Well first your reaction is to bend over and cover/nurse your nuts, but in my experience whenever I get hit there from either fights or rugby it's normally that I feel like coughing my spit up. But later on the pain is forgotten.
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BLACKOUTMK2 wrote:
What I really want to know is why your family or friends are grabbing at your crotch in a dark room.


Well I assumed someone immature would go that route. We had an ongoing gag in going up stairs, the leg area. Get your mind out of the gutter.


Having your mind in the gutter makes life that much more entertaining, my good sir.
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