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How much does it hurt when you're hit in the crotch?
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Posted 3/16/14
LOL even the guy doing the kicking has a fearful expression on his face
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23 / M / Beyond The Wall
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Getting hit in the balls=giving birth
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Imagine playing softball and the batter, who is a pretty strong guy, hits the ball straight into your stomach when you least expect it. Something like that but move the location south a bit.
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Posted 3/16/14
fuck yeah it hurts, my body goes full red alert
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Posted 3/17/14 , edited 3/17/14
Um...Can't really explain it other than it feels like having your balls fly up and smash your stomach and rocket back down. Not the most pleasant thing in the world.

Freshman year of high school I got kicked in the jewels. I was super sick already, so that was the final push to send me home.

Edit: I remembered a comparison I was giving to some girls who thought this shit was funny. I asked them if I could take a sledgehammer and slam it straight through their legs so they could understand how it feels. They've never tried to kick me there again.
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Posted 3/17/14
First, you feel a shock around your legs and feel like bending over and holding your crotch. Then you feel a hell of a lot of pain and you feel like vomiting. It hurts a lot, and I mean a lot. It's why everyone cringes at the sight of somebody getting hit in the crotch in movies and stuff.
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Posted 3/18/14
Honestly, It doesn't hurt me all that much. I sometimes wake up with them being in between my legs all night and that does hurt for hours. I think I've been getting used to that.
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23 / M / Texas
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Posted 3/18/14
It doesn't really hurt me for some reason.
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25 / M / Zuellni
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Posted 3/18/14
^ That would concern me, if I were you.
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Posted 3/18/14
I'd rather be shot in the foot than be kicked in the nuts...There's your answer
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Posted 3/18/14
There are things you might not do for a reason... it hurts so much that every man feel sorry after watching the video of a guy getting kicked or hurting his balls any way.
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Posted 3/18/14

deblaccstar wrote:

Pleeease be descriptive as possible. Thanks.


If you're a boy then just smack yourself there and see for yourself.

If you're a girl, then imagine all the pain receptor nerves throughout your upper legs, crotch, and torso, firing off and staying in that state for a good 5-10 minutes.
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Posted 3/18/14
It hurts like hell, that's why you got one of these! I hope whoever reads this understads that this was a joke! :P

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You're sitting alone in a cafe waiting for your one true love. While you wait you enjoy an americano with your favorite muffin: carrot apple cranberry date. Behind you a voice calls your name. Instead of your true love you discover the voice to be coming from none other than your arch-nemesis. Not only is he/she your arch-nemesis, you also discover he/she possesses a particularly inferior name such as Jerry or Dolly making it all the more twisted and embarrassing that this person actually poses a threat to you; of all the evil and all the power in all the world your self-worth has been threatened by a meager person of meek status. Jerry/Dolly launches into a relentless rhetorical dialogue unveiling the mysterious disappearance of your entire family. As it turns out they have been ground up and baked into a muffin, indeed the very same muffin you have been indulging in over the last 10 minutes. You're overtaken by a dark fog that is dispelled by the touch of your true love who has finally arrived. You turn to meet him/her face to face for the first time to discover that your soul mate is George Bush.

That's how it feels to get kicked in the jewels.
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Posted 3/18/14
It makes me want to tear of my arm, in hopes that I'll focus on the pain coming from that instead.
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